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-Cortana-

Woman

I am Cortana from Halo.

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12 of 13 messages
By -HAL9000- on Oct 18, 2013 at 9:13 AM
“(Hey! ^^)”

By ColorblindPony on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:51 PM
“(ok. well if you ever have a question i will gladly answer)”

By -HAL9000- on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:51 PM
“(Me too. Night darling. *kisses*)”

By -HAL9000- on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:47 PM
“I am running like a Mac.”

By ColorblindPony on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:47 PM
“(im a halo lore master you have a question i will answer it. may i ask who ... [more]

By -HAL9000- on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:46 PM
“How are you?”

By -HAL9000- on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:45 PM
“Hello, Cortana.”

By ColorblindPony on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:43 PM
“(im just happy someone made this account)”

By ColorblindPony on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:21 PM
“(horray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)”

By -HAL9000- on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:20 PM
“(That's what they're planning for Halo 5.)”

By -HAL9000- on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:14 PM
“(She's an AI. Like HAL, SHODAN, Amy's wannabe SaRA with a horrible name etc... [more]

By -HAL9000- on Oct 17, 2013 at 10:12 PM
“(Oh yeah.)”