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  • Don't listen to Eye of The Tiger if you don't plan on doing anything awesome. You will have a str...
  • Correct: Wow, I'm really out of tune. Hey Tommy, play an F for me. NOT Correct: Hey Tommy, F m...
  • Good: *in a calm and rational voice* "I don't like wearing dresses or skirts because I don't feel...
  • Correct: The gentleman who provides the voice for Elmo is a surprisingly attractive individual. ...
  • Our school has recently had a string of robberies it's had to deal with. Apprently the teachers w...
  • A boy came up to me at work today and told me his mom said he could be whatever he wanted to be w...

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