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CaptainGarcia

Woman

Living in SoCal

Born on May 5th

This is your captain speaking, please remain seated as the plane lifts off. Ensure that your belt is buckled because if you fall out, I will not go back to get you. If you were to fall out like the village idiot last week, tuck and roll. You should be fine, unless we happen to be above any trees or wildlife. Then you're screwed.

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