Sorry about yesterday. Take this instead!

The latest from CollardGreens

Whoops! It looks like JavaScript is disabled. Load the feed anyway!

About Me


Hi, I'm Collard Greens. Dis profile page is fer all you folks who like Southern talk, er, as we callz it, Souf Mouf. We need yer sayins you been heerin all yer life, frum yer kin folks. We wants to heer thangs frum Cajun Cuntry to der Amazin' Dixin Line. Let's put together lotza laffs wif a down-home accent, know-whut-I-meen? So clean der grits outta yer teef and start sendin.


CollardGreens has no sites.


CollardGreens has been favorited …
For 2 Lolz

See who favorited CollardGreens

CollardGreens has…


You must be friends with CollardGreens to leave a message. Add As Friend

12 of 1385 messages
By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Jan 28, 2015 at 3:32 PM
“Thankee fer the con-grats. I apperciate it.”

By violetD on Jan 27, 2015 at 10:36 AM
“Well I am shor happy to heer dat yur snuggled in...hoep yoo has provishunz ... [more]

By violetD on Jan 4, 2015 at 9:31 AM
“Happy New Year yoo handsum hunk ob man!!!!!! I hoep dis findz yoo happy and... [more]

By violetD on Dec 26, 2014 at 1:49 PM
“Bahahahahaha!! We neber get to see teh Ernest mobies at Christmas ennymor..... [more]

By Serapis on Dec 26, 2014 at 2:59 AM
“Merry Christmas!”

By luvmy8catz on Dec 25, 2014 at 5:37 AM
“Merry Christmas to ya Collard! I shore hope everthang is good in yore neck ... [more]

By violetD on Dec 19, 2014 at 3:08 AM
“Happy Holidays!!”

By Serapis on Dec 9, 2014 at 4:18 PM
“Finally got VPN so I could take the test. I am still a Southerner--apparent... [more]

By violetD on Nov 6, 2014 at 10:47 AM
“Wal nao dat yoo know it wuz me... mebbe nex time yoo will be waerin' pants!... [more]

By violetD on Nov 4, 2014 at 10:40 AM
“btw I happind to get sum video ob yoo awn Howloween wen I wuz hidin' in yor... [more]

By zackcat on Nov 3, 2014 at 12:23 PM
“Thank y'all kindly, it were a s'prize ta me!”

By violetD on Nov 3, 2014 at 10:28 AM
“COLLARD GREENS as I lib and breeve!!! Yoo sir hab bin awn mai mind a lot la... [more]