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Hi, I'm Collard Greens. Dis profile page is fer all you folks who like Southern talk, er, as we callz it, Souf Mouf. We need yer sayins you been heerin all yer life, frum yer kin folks. We wants to heer thangs frum Cajun Cuntry to der Amazin' Dixin Line. Let's put together lotza laffs wif a down-home accent, know-whut-I-meen? So clean der grits outta yer teef and start sendin.


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By violetD on Nov 6, 2014 at 10:47 AM
“Wal nao dat yoo know it wuz me... mebbe nex time yoo will be waerin' pants!... [more]

By violetD on Nov 4, 2014 at 10:40 AM
“btw I happind to get sum video ob yoo awn Howloween wen I wuz hidin' in yor... [more]

By zackcat on Nov 3, 2014 at 12:23 PM
“Thank y'all kindly, it were a s'prize ta me!”

By violetD on Nov 3, 2014 at 10:28 AM
“COLLARD GREENS as I lib and breeve!!! Yoo sir hab bin awn mai mind a lot la... [more]

By NCcharmer on Nov 3, 2014 at 9:38 AM
“They sure are! It is so good to see that smiling face on my dashboard. God ... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Oct 31, 2014 at 5:57 PM
“Aih shore hate tu heer bout yer bein in teh horspital and aih will send up ... [more]

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By luvmy8catz on Oct 6, 2014 at 6:12 PM
“I hope ya got yer place all fixed up by now and yer doin fine as frog hair ... [more]

By Fauxpaws on Sep 29, 2014 at 5:07 PM
“Hey CG! Thot I'd stop by an' send yew big ol' wishes and prayers fer a spe... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Sep 27, 2014 at 4:50 PM
“Hey Collard, I heerd yew wus feeling poorly! I shore hope yew are doin mo b... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Aug 22, 2014 at 7:27 PM
“Me an Collard bin doin jus fine cept fer teh hot wether in these parts. Sho... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Jul 30, 2014 at 6:58 PM
“Hey thar Collard, yew must be mitey busy hyar lately. I ain't seen nor heer... [more]