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Hi, I'm Collard Greens. Dis profile page is fer all you folks who like Southern talk, er, as we callz it, Souf Mouf. We need yer sayins you been heerin all yer life, frum yer kin folks. We wants to heer thangs frum Cajun Cuntry to der Amazin' Dixin Line. Let's put together lotza laffs wif a down-home accent, know-whut-I-meen? So clean der grits outta yer teef and start sendin.


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By luvmy8catz on Aug 22, 2014 at 7:27 PM
“Me an Collard bin doin jus fine cept fer teh hot wether in these parts. Sho... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Jul 30, 2014 at 6:58 PM
“Hey thar Collard, yew must be mitey busy hyar lately. I ain't seen nor heer... [more]

By Fauxpaws on Jul 2, 2014 at 6:01 AM
“So yew spendin time in the front yard, sniffin them berries and gittin a bu... [more]

By lilapache on Jun 19, 2014 at 3:54 PM
“Tee... Hee... He actually got me at a motorcycle rally... It was a weekende... [more]

By Fauxpaws on Jun 19, 2014 at 4:36 AM
“Ai didn't noe fer shur 'bout yew behavin, jest a lucky guess, since yew bin... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Jun 18, 2014 at 7:44 PM
“I think my Great Great Granpappy on my Poppa's side wus a yarb doctor ;) I ... [more]

By cataff on Jun 18, 2014 at 7:27 PM
“Ai'm glad the storms didn't come far enough souf to get to you and that you... [more]

By cataff on Jun 18, 2014 at 6:45 PM
“Thanks a lot, Collard! I hope all is well with you and that the heat and h... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Jun 17, 2014 at 7:31 PM
“Shore glad yer doing awl rite and gud tu heer frum ya. Yep teh kitteh in my... [more]

By Fauxpaws on Jun 17, 2014 at 9:19 AM
“Thanky, CG! Whar yew bin, ya ol' coot? Yur ol' lady bin keepin ya bizzy a... [more]

By luvmy8catz on Jun 13, 2014 at 4:34 AM
“Gud mawnin Collard! I seen where ya fav'd my mater lol, luks like aih'm gon... [more]

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“If ya shet yer eyes dey taste bout teh same as any other mater. The darker ... [more]