I've heard horrible stories about myself. I made a time machine out of tinfoil and anger. I have the ability to make people question their own existence. I'm allergic to happiness. Religious types don't like me, I'm divorced and I drink, smoke and cuss way too much. Drugs are great.I've heard horrible stories about myself. I made a time machine out of tinfoil and anger. I have the ability to make people question their own existence. I'm allergic to happiness. Religious types don't like me, I'm divorced and I drink, smoke and cuss way too much. Drugs are great.