Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(ok, my phone's battery is almost empty, what happened batteries? you used to work for days..... I'm ... [more]

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

I'll eat candy then! i know where you hide it!

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

But mommy i'm not tired D:

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

If i don't go to sleep you will not get me sleeping, IT'S CRAPPY PHONE'S FAULT!!

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

Me: I'll go to sleep Cellphone:NOPE!

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(presidents like magic too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPH8rNEQd4 (gtg, sleepy, tomorrow i'll st ... [more]

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(Santa enters in the smokestacks and the jews come out from them)

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(you should go to a dentist, alucard (another one: What's the difference between Santa Claus and jew ... [more]

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(Before kill the dog you try to hit the brakes)

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(What's the difference between road kill a dog and a black guy? (I have a very black humor))

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(wasn't a relevant character anyway....)

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(I've never seen Hellsing, but Castlevania's Alucard is badass)

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(like Deathstroke?)

Darkmegax left a message for _Alucard_

(one day you'll be like spitfire and will have *insert random number* accounts)