(ok, my phone's battery is almost empty, what happened batteries? you used to work for days..... I'm ... [more]
If i don't go to sleep you will not get me sleeping, IT'S CRAPPY PHONE'S FAULT!!
(presidents like magic too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPH8rNEQd4 (gtg, sleepy, tomorrow i'll st ... [more]
(Santa enters in the smokestacks and the jews come out from them)
(you should go to a dentist, alucard (another one: What's the difference between Santa Claus and jew ... [more]
(What's the difference between road kill a dog and a black guy? (I have a very black humor))
(I've never seen Hellsing, but Castlevania's Alucard is badass)
(one day you'll be like spitfire and will have *insert random number* accounts)