Firstly a huge shoutout to all my grandkids who have for some reason all moved to New Zealand...
I have a job as a human dartboard. But on my days off, enjoy following people, especially men... Yesterday I walked up to one handsom fellow with a walking stick and started singing 'call me maybe' in German with a russian accent to him.
I also amuse myself by doing my james bond impressions in the mirror. On sundays I make a mean lasagne for my men.
I enjoy watching countdown in my bikini...Firstly a huge shoutout to all my grandkids who have for some reason all moved to New Zealand...
I have a job as a human dartboard. But on my days off, enjoy following people, especially men... Yesterday I walked up to one handsom fellow with a walking stick and started singing 'call me maybe' in German with a russian accent to him.
I also amuse myself by doing my james bond impressions in the mirror. On sundays I make a mean lasagne for my men.
I enjoy watching countdown in my bikini and deal or no deal in my thong. My dream guy is Noel Edmunds (Pwooooaaar! His beard!). Ant and Dec are my life, I worship the ground they walk on.
People think I'm weird. I wonder why...
Anyway, I'd better be off now. I have to finish my lollypop stick model of buckingham palace for tomorrow's naked cookery class.
Sloppy Kisses, Margret x
