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If you think about it, your shoes were old and smelly...So basically I did you a favor...And yes they were delicious

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If you think about it, your shoes were old and smelly...So basically I did you a favor...And yes they were delicious
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Actually, I wish we'd turned it on sooner. I missed most of the action, dammit! Oh well. Them's t ... [more]

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We just flipped over to the game and it's 4-1! Whoa! We'll at least have to check in more often, i ... [more]

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They sound like the kind of people who would do just that - leave the dog locked up. That's sad. I ... [more]

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Oh wow! That's terrible! I can't believe no one in your neighborhood called and reported those idi ... [more]

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hi there fluffytail could you beat it? you makin me look lazy

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hi there fluffytail  could you beat it?                                               you makin me look lazy
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I'm going to miss lil' Billy, when he goes to the summer camp...

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I'm going to miss lil' Billy, when he goes to the summer camp...
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I'm glad I had the horse sense not to go to the cow wash again. That was an udder disaster.

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I'm glad I had the horse sense not to go to the cow wash again. That was an udder disaster.
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Your dinner was earlier than I would have thought. That's good! I'd say I hope the evening wasn't ... [more]

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Been thinking about you and DaVinci. I hope he's showing a little improvement. Hugz to both of ya.

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That's good about Cain and Peavey. I don't mind too much waiting to deal with Dallas. Then again, ... [more]

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Calm down! I only asked to borrow an egg; it's not like I asked for your first born!

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Calm down! I only asked to borrow an egg; it's not like  I asked for your first born!
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My suggestion? Turn the damn TV off! I have noticed the G-men haven't been playing too well lately ... [more]

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Dogs, Cats. Either one is fine with me. Having both would be ideal. If I lived in a home more ame ... [more]

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Woman

Living in Arkansas

Born on April 16th

I live in Arkansas with one excellent hubby and one fine little cat, Elf, adopted from one of our local shelters on Christmas Eve, 2010. Best Kwissmas Prezzie ever! *Friend Requests* are welcome, but I pretty much stick to those who are here for the animal lols. If you're young and prefer the memes and/or you don't have a profile, I probably won't accept. No offense intended. =)

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By beckysdad on Jul 5, 2015 at 7:16 PM
“I've got the house opened up but that's probably a mistake. There probably ... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 5, 2015 at 4:46 PM
“Good timing...wait until after we've scored four times... ;^)”

By beckysdad on Jul 5, 2015 at 2:44 PM
“Wow, bedroom cleaning over a World Cup Final. Clearly soccer ain't yo bag. ... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 5, 2015 at 12:20 PM
“I suspect there are far more pro-fireworks folks in my neighborhood than cr... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 5, 2015 at 8:21 AM
“Last night was no fun at all. For 2 1/2 hours I had Becky barking 75% of th... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 4, 2015 at 6:43 PM
“Actually dinner was over and dessert was waning by 5:30. I was on the road ... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 4, 2015 at 11:45 AM
“I did step away from the Giants game. I couldn't take any more. Our offense... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 4, 2015 at 9:41 AM
“So we've got our ace on the mound this morning and he started the game thus... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 4, 2015 at 5:46 AM
“You really have to admire a cat's ability to organize their lives...eat, sl... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 3, 2015 at 12:21 PM
“I would definitely be digging a rain storm like that. It's been sooo long. ... [more]

By 2katmom on Jul 3, 2015 at 11:01 AM
“Thank you -- i know you had a scare with Elf- - so glad you had happier new... [more]

By beckysdad on Jul 3, 2015 at 8:28 AM
“Well at least you won't ever feel guilty for not periodically spoiling Elf ... [more]