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Call me "Hootie" one more time and I'm peeing all over your freakin' hand.

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Call me "Hootie"  one more time and  I'm peeing all over your freakin' hand.
Heyguru Heyguru made a new lol

BABY'S GOT BACK!

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BABY'S GOT BACK!
Heyguru Hooray! Heyguru's LOL was featured on the homepage of Animal Capshunz

HEY LADIES! You trying to get to the other side?

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HEY LADIES! You trying to get to the other side?

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That's a good one, Carl.

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That's a good one, Carl.
Heyguru Hooray! Heyguru's LOL was featured on the homepage of I Can Has Cheezburger?

Do not sass, wench. Bring me MORE ICE CREAM!

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Do not sass, wench.   Bring me  MORE ICE CREAM!

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Heyguru Hooray! Heyguru's LOL was featured on the homepage of Animal Capshunz

No reception??

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No reception??

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Heyguru Hooray! Heyguru's LOL was featured on the homepage of I Has A Hotdog

Do not sass, wench. Bring me MORE ICE CREAM!

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Can you spot the dog in this picture?

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Can you spot the dog in this picture?
Heyguru Heyguru made a new lol

Do not sass, wench. Bring me MORE ICE CREAM!

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Do not sass, wench.   Bring me  MORE ICE CREAM!
Heyguru Heyguru made a new lol

HEY LADIES! You trying to get to the other side?

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HEY LADIES! You trying to get to the other side?
Heyguru Heyguru made a new lol

Natural Blonde.

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Natural Blonde.
Heyguru Heyguru made a new lol

Yeah, don't freak out. I'm just a Malamute screwing with them.

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Yeah, don't freak out.  I'm just a Malamute screwing with them.
Heyguru Heyguru made a new lol

Somebody said if we came in here we'd all win a free range.

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Somebody said if we came in here we'd  all win a free range.
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Riding Bear-Back

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Riding Bear-Back
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Not shy

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Not shy

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Living in Charlotte, Planet: Earth

This is just a capsule history of me. The rest of my capsules are hidden in the back yard, in case the DEA raids my house. If ever oh ever a Wiz there was, I Iz, because, because because because because beCAUSE....I'm a man and I live in an apartment and I love music and sports (already said I was a man, so redundant). The End. Hope you enjoyed the insights into the life of The Guru.

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By shanebc01 on Mar 9, 2014 at 9:24 PM
“animal fp congrats!”

By shanebc01 on Mar 7, 2014 at 6:05 PM
“Howdy. Belated thanks for accepting my friend request!”

By mariska0130 on Feb 12, 2014 at 5:05 PM
“hey there Heyguru, thanks for accepting my friend request, and congratuatio... [more]

By AngelAndz on Nov 21, 2012 at 8:41 AM
“Your Supreme Oberlord has many demands an questions ;) http://cheezburger.... [more]