"In the not-too-distant future, next Sunday, AD
There was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonics Institute, just another face in a red jumpsuit, he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him, so they shot him into space.
'We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find, he'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind.'
Now keep in mind, Joel can't control when the movies begin or end, because he used those spe..."In the not-too-distant future, next Sunday, AD
There was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonics Institute, just another face in a red jumpsuit, he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him, so they shot him into space.
'We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find, he'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind.'
Now keep in mind, Joel can't control when the movies begin or end, because he used those special parts to make his robot friends.
*Robot Roll Call*
Cambot, Gypsie, Tom Servo, CROOOOOOOOWWWW!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, just repeat to yourself: 'it's just a show, I should really just relax.'"
