Studying Plastics Engineering. Planning world domination with my boyfriend/partner in crime and nonsense. Dreams of a Marauder as her secondary car to finally use her "Tailgate me and roll for damage" bumper sticker. Though her Toyota Rav4 comes close to the damage resistance in accidental frontal assault (There is a microscopic scratch in the lacquer on her car's bumper. The other car, a Fiat Panda, had a bent vehicle frame afterwards.)
Able and willing to think objectively, and according to...Studying Plastics Engineering. Planning world domination with my boyfriend/partner in crime and nonsense. Dreams of a Marauder as her secondary car to finally use her "Tailgate me and roll for damage" bumper sticker. Though her Toyota Rav4 comes close to the damage resistance in accidental frontal assault (There is a microscopic scratch in the lacquer on her car's bumper. The other car, a Fiat Panda, had a bent vehicle frame afterwards.)
Able and willing to think objectively, and according to others, probably the most patient person on this planet. However, the stick is not just for show. If you manage to get her to use it on you, be aware that you have managed to do something only two people in her entire life have done: Pissed her off so much that she starts wishing she had a bigger vocabulary of swear words.
And trust me, you don't want to see that happen.
Will stop referring to herself in the third person now.
