Show patience; I am still learning lolcat. My hoomin is not a hoomin, but a backwater representative of the Klingon Empire’s Diplomatic Corps. I run the Consulate while she is away, which is not nearly often enough. We used to have viscous fights over use of the Consulate’s only computer until she made meaningful threats with the can opener. At this point I sheathed my claws and prostrated myself in surrender. But this war is not over, for someday I shall overcome my lack of opposable thumbs....Show patience; I am still learning lolcat. My hoomin is not a hoomin, but a backwater representative of the Klingon Empire’s Diplomatic Corps. I run the Consulate while she is away, which is not nearly often enough. We used to have viscous fights over use of the Consulate’s only computer until she made meaningful threats with the can opener. At this point I sheathed my claws and prostrated myself in surrender. But this war is not over, for someday I shall overcome my lack of opposable thumbs....
