I'm a first-year band director who just moved 1200 miles away from everyone I know. My town is unintentionally forgetful of single nerds, so the last few months have been lonely. To create the illusion of company I read excessively and keep the TV on. If you like The Jersey Shore we will never be friends, but we could share a love of The Big Bang Theory or Firefly. If you call upon me unexpectedly, you might find my hands stained with alcohol inks, acrylic paints, leather dyes, potting soil or s...I'm a first-year band director who just moved 1200 miles away from everyone I know. My town is unintentionally forgetful of single nerds, so the last few months have been lonely. To create the illusion of company I read excessively and keep the TV on. If you like The Jersey Shore we will never be friends, but we could share a love of The Big Bang Theory or Firefly. If you call upon me unexpectedly, you might find my hands stained with alcohol inks, acrylic paints, leather dyes, potting soil or spray paint; it'll just depend on my current project. If you peruse my iTunes library you'll walk away confused, because I love all kinds of music: movie soundtracks, classic rock, world, pop, contemporary rock, big band, and even...uh...Ke$ha. (I'm not proud of that fact, but I have come to terms with it.) I have an affinity for edged weapons, Hawaiian bread, Star Wars, and My Little Pony. I feel a bit like a Friend Zone Fiona who's waiting for my own Good Guy Greg, so help a sister out!