About Me



Living in Oakland, SF Bay Area

Born on October 27th

Old Gourd (Jan. 2008) + Atheist + Internet Dinosaur + Wry, Obscure and Snarky Sense of Humor + Vastly Experienced From Lengthy Checkered Past + Only Offended By Rank Stupidity, Hypocrisy and Dishonesty + Loves: SciFi - Horror - Post-Apocalypse - Alternate History - Zombies - India/Punjab - Bhangra - Bollywood - Cheeseburgers ~~~ Adult and irreligious LOLs produced and faved. If you're easily offended, religiously inclined or politcally correct, these aren't the droids you're looking for. ...


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By ToolBee on Jan 1, 2014 at 6:37 PM
“*bzz* http://cheezburger.com/7980286720”

By ToolBee on Dec 19, 2013 at 2:01 PM
“*bz* http://cheezburger.com/7960913408”

By katkabob on Nov 5, 2013 at 8:21 PM
“Soooo happy to see you back here..u'v been very much missed... warm & fuzzy... [more]

By shadowcatwalker on Jul 30, 2013 at 10:15 AM
“http://cheezburger.com/7703780096 big favor-please read tanks eber so muche... [more]

By FurryCorona on Dec 23, 2012 at 10:12 AM

By ToolBee on Dec 19, 2012 at 2:43 PM
“*bzz* Happee Holidays! :) http://cheezburger.com/6898104064”

By Constable65 on Dec 11, 2012 at 2:51 PM

By Cyberkedi on Aug 27, 2012 at 6:20 PM
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By bjh on Jun 8, 2012 at 10:48 AM
“Have a "noisy" weekend! :o) http://cheezburger.com/6310409216”

By katweezel on May 13, 2012 at 6:17 PM
“Howdy ol frend. Just checkin in to see if yur OK. I hope. Cheerz”

By shadowcatwalker on May 10, 2012 at 6:45 PM
“http://cheezburger.com/6214950656 i is bein' onery! hee hee”

By Constable65 on May 10, 2012 at 4:13 PM
“Congrats on your 3 FP's!!!”