About Me

MallardVHS

Man

Living in North Carolina

Born on July 15th

I laugh more than anyone I know, so I almost always prefer funny over cute in my captions. And absurdity has a special place in my goofy brain, especially when it involves the thoughts of inanimate objects. Finally, I'm a lazy so-n-so when it comes to acknowledging congrats, so please forgive me. Happy lolling one and all!

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By Historic_LOLs on Jun 18, 2013 at 11:02 PM
“From Sylviag. Wear your toga, grab the gramaphone and hitch up the team and... [more]

By cua-s-apprentice on Jun 17, 2013 at 9:59 PM
“"Conquerer Cat" http://cheezburger.com/7580333568”

By NCcharmer on Jun 15, 2013 at 12:24 PM
“http://cheezburger.com/7574817280”

By cua-s-apprentice on Jun 13, 2013 at 1:59 PM
“"Cat's Nightmare" http://cheezburger.com/7569043712”

By maryquitecontrary on Jun 12, 2013 at 2:34 PM
“Hey Mal, when I saw an lol w/accountcat & ledger, I knew it had to be yours... [more]

By AngelAndz on Jun 12, 2013 at 2:34 PM
“Teh kitteh has a big demandz ;) http://cheezburger.com/7545465856 Hugz ... [more]

By cua-s-apprentice on Jun 6, 2013 at 11:42 AM
“"Cold-Hardened Cat" http://cheezburger.com/7544556800”

By cua-s-apprentice on Jun 2, 2013 at 12:20 PM
“"But I Love Her" http://cheezburger.com/7530633216”

By catsuberalles on May 31, 2013 at 1:41 PM
“Oops...out of the fb frying pan into the cheez-fire. I'll never eat! I'll n... [more]

By maryquitecontrary on May 31, 2013 at 1:25 PM
“You might have to be "older than dirt" to remember "crank" phones? I qualif... [more]

By alisaorrdaisy on May 30, 2013 at 11:14 PM
“Crank Call...Brilliant! :D Love it.”

By alisaorrdaisy on May 30, 2013 at 12:04 AM
“Ohai! Quote time: http://cheezburger.com/7517051392”