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Daddy's outside pushing the snow around and making up cuss words. Is there a med for that?

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Daddy's outside pushing the snow around and making up cuss words.  Is there a med for that?
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OW!

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"Cats Is Blank-A" (TTO "I Should Have Known Better" by The Beatles)

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"Cats Is Blank-A" (TTO "I Should Have Known Better" by The Beatles)
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Thanks for checking in, 2k2. I really am fine, but I don't get to ICHC as much as I used to. I hat ... [more]

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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, mine turned out to be a friggin' IHOP.

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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, mine turned out to be a friggin' IHOP.
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I still don't know WTF a buckeye is!

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I still don't know WTF a buckeye is!
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How'd dis peasant get in here? I lib in a CorruGated community!

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How'd dis peasant get in here?  I lib in a  CorruGated community!
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Sometimes I stare off into the distance and think, "I could be napping."

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Sometimes I stare off into the distance and think, "I could be napping."
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A friend of mine just posted your brilliant "I'm cold - throw another cat on" LOL on her Facebook pa ... [more]

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If it's too cold for you, it's too cold for them.

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If it's too cold for you, it's too cold for them.
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I "did you a solid" in the closet, so now you owe me a favor.

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I "did you a solid" in the closet, so now you owe me a favor.
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Mai friend here is a sushi chef. He has a lot of raw talent.

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Mai friend here is a sushi chef.  He has a lot of raw talent.
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If this sign were accurate, I'd hardly be advertising it.

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If this sign were accurate, I'd hardly be advertising it.
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Catself on a shelf.

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Catself on a shelf.

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"And so, as kinsmen met a-night, We talked between the rooms, Until the moss had reached our lips, And covered up our names."

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By cua-s-apprentice on Jan 28, 2015 at 10:56 PM
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By 2kissy2 on Jan 15, 2015 at 2:30 PM
“Love your Casablanca cat. You okay? Haven't seen you around lately. Prob my... [more]

By cua-s-apprentice on Jan 15, 2015 at 2:12 PM
“"Little Miss Starving" http://cheezburger.com/8427562752”

By cua-s-apprentice on Jan 14, 2015 at 10:28 PM
“"Cats Is Blank-A" (redo, first version deleted) http://cheezburger.com/8427... [more]

By cua-s-apprentice on Jan 14, 2015 at 9:30 PM
“"Cats Is Blank-A" http://cheezburger.com/8427140096”