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Dis rock has bad breff.

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Dis rock has bad breff.
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In old country, I claw eyes out of anyone who puts ugly scarf on me.

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In old country, I claw eyes out of anyone who puts ugly scarf on me.
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My smile always looks so fake in pictures.

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My smile always looks so fake in pictures.
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Are we there yet?

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Wow, you digged up an oldie! I don't fink I have de stomach for pollytics - I'll just sit on de sid ... [more]

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I disagreed with the decision, too. Therefore tonight I will be rioting and looting, because that always helps.

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Thanks for the grats, Jiskat. I never expected that one to go anywhere - I was just sad.

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MISS SUMMER 2014

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MISS SUMMER 2014
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I'll miss Robin Williams, but I know the angels will be laffing a lot.

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I'll miss Robin Williams, but I know the angels will be laffing a lot.

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Just remember, kittens. You're the reason I drink.

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Irish she'd quit knitting.

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Irish she'd quit knitting.

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Living in North Carolina

Born on July 15th

"That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough"

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