Hello! I'm Dave, a socially awkward penguin/paranoid parrot hybrid from the fairytale kindom of Britain. I'm a bit of a nerd I will admit, but I'm really a decent guy once you get to know me! I mean, I won't murder you or anything...Hello! I'm Dave, a socially awkward penguin/paranoid parrot hybrid from the fairytale kindom of Britain. I'm a bit of a nerd I will admit, but I'm really a decent guy once you get to know me! I mean, I won't murder you or anything...