I'm not sure if it's appropriate to LOL 'one eyeball wonder' but you made me laugh! I have always admired your humorous attitude towards life's ups and downs. You have been thru so much yet there you are goin' strong like the energizer bunny!! :D
Ohai! Do you remember granny swingin on the outhouse door without her nightie? I decided to google it and found lots of versions. One of my favorites ends with "and there was grampa calling out for more, more, more _ she wears pajamas! nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah . . . ."