Ladies and gentlemen, short and stout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about: The admission is free, so pay at the door, then pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boy got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man came to watch their fair play, and a mute came to shout "Hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those dead two boys. He lived on the corner in the mi...Ladies and gentlemen, short and stout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about: The admission is free, so pay at the door, then pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boy got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man came to watch their fair play, and a mute came to shout "Hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those dead two boys. He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, in a two story house on a vacant lot/ A man with no legs came walking by and kicked the lawman in his thigh. He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek and suddenly drowned. The long black hearse came to take him away, but he ran for his life and is still gone today. I watched from the corner of my big round table, the only eyewitness to my fable. But if you doubt my lies are true, just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
