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*nosebleed* ... y yes... you need oil though... *i point beside the ruler*

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*i giggle and bite your shoulder* ... maybe... *i begin to stroke it as i sit up*

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...! *i nod and kiss your cheek as i reach yours with my hand* ...!!! *i gasp loudly* h h h how big ... [more]

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*i kiss you deeply and let you do it as i do the same to your shirt*

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The Best Outpost Liberation in Far Cry 3 You Will Ever See

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-i break the kiss- ... what did i tell you big bro?... imitate... *i grab your butt a little harder ... [more]

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yes little birdy, that nest is poorly constructed. it could fall apart at any minute. i suggest you jump. fear not for i shall catch you.

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yes little birdy, that nest is poorly constructed. it could fall apart at any minute. i suggest you jump. fear not for i shall catch you.
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*i eagerly kiss you back with a moan* ...! *you can feel me get hard under my pijamas*

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If I Sits, I Bites

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It Doesn't Get Any Fresher Than That

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the truth hurts

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y yes... *i grab your butt again and pull you clsoer* ... k kiss me

About Me

ParadoxialEvent

Living in the unbearable truth

Born on June 2nd

(having tech problems... please be patient o_o (my theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc67Z1sDp3Y)) The fact that humans reach similar conclusions even if they are apart by thousands of kilometers, is that we have the same bodies, therefore we understand the world in similar ways, so, eventually, a man in a cave and a man in the desert can reach the same idea even if they don't know each other at all.

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By DeathByCupcakes on Jul 31, 2014 at 8:23 PM
“It looks too zombeisque for my tastes, that's all”

By Beast.of.Blood on Jul 31, 2014 at 8:20 PM
“it wasnt my fault!!!!”

By NaClson on Jul 31, 2014 at 8:19 PM
“http://cheezburger.com/8274210304 :3”

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:38 PM
“-for a moment I'm confused until I find the jar of lube inside the drawer t... [more]

By The_Crawler on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:34 PM
“( Hi Doxi! want to play a game? http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game... [more]

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:34 PM
“-rolls my eyes and stops rubbing you to reach into my bedside drawer and ta... [more]

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:30 PM
“Fuck Joe I never measured my own dick before... -rolls my eyes- Should we g... [more]

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:26 PM
“~I can't believe I'm doing this.... I can't believe I'm doing this...~ -mov... [more]

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:21 PM
“-I try to relax as I'm kissing you but I get more nervous- -slowly I reach ... [more]

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:13 PM
“-the kissing is the only thing I know how to do so when I feel you getting ... [more]

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:09 PM
“-has a mental debate with myself- ~This is so wrong! He's my little brother... [more]

By Frank_Hardy on Jul 31, 2014 at 7:04 PM
“-rolls us over so that I'm laying on top of you, which begins to arouse you... [more]