I am Pikachu. I have saved the world from Teams Rocket, Galactic, and Plasma. I have singlehandedly annihilated the Go-Rock Squad, Team Dim Sun, and the Societea, using only my wits and a Styler. I am the Champion of Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh, and Unova. I am the greatest agent SOL has ever known, and destroyed the Phobos Battallion with just a Trozei Beamer. I am also a ninja-Ditto hybrid, allowing me to use many powerful justus and Transform into ANY (and I mean any) Pokémon in the world. I a...I am Pikachu. I have saved the world from Teams Rocket, Galactic, and Plasma. I have singlehandedly annihilated the Go-Rock Squad, Team Dim Sun, and the Societea, using only my wits and a Styler. I am the Champion of Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh, and Unova. I am the greatest agent SOL has ever known, and destroyed the Phobos Battallion with just a Trozei Beamer. I am also a ninja-Ditto hybrid, allowing me to use many powerful justus and Transform into ANY (and I mean any) Pokémon in the world. I am a master of the Pokéathlon and the Goldenrod Game Corner. Anybody who's anybody knows where my Villa is, such as Sinnoh Gym Leaders and Champion Cynthia.
Therefore, I am the ultimate trainer, the king of the Rangers, and I look GOOD. Being 50% Ditto, I can take 650 forms (1 human, 649 Pokémon) and I can do anything I want.
Arceus is my friend. I was Arceus' first creation. Eventually, She decided I was too powerful. So keep that in mind when you annoy me, or you might not live. Problem