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  • When playing with a Nerf gun with your 2 year old daughter, after teaching her not to point it at...
  • The ice-cream truck will slow down for a running, screaming child. It will speed up if you are an...
  • When eating at a vegan restaurant it is not a good idea to pull out your iPad when said iPad is i...
  • Don't name your car Brutus just because part of the license plate is "etu" and you thought it wou...
  • If you go to Six Flags with your girlfriend, never - meaning NEVER - attempt to kiss inside the D...
  • While in a tornado warning and hiding in a secure place, singing to lift spirits may be a good id...

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