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By Emerald63 on May 24, 2016 at 9:02 PM

Ohai, Sova! Huh... I'b alweyz fot ub lass day ub wynter az a egg sell ant reezon to sillybrate, cuz it meenz summer iz startin! Woot!! ++ Yup, dunned seen noo Cappin Murica. Purrty gud akshun. But I finx dem boyz wuz bein stoopy, fitin like dat. A gazillyun opportoo... ahpurr... chantsez to make up an b frenz aggin an dey juss kepp bein stoopy. Leest dey luked purrty doin it. :D BTW, *Ai* iz teh Arentee. I gots no arenteez ub mai own left. :( But I gots a neece! Her name iz Junneeba (Geneva), like dat sitty in Swisserland. ++ I so soaree u still messin wif dem tacks. All ai ken sey iz Wach Owt fur teh Poynty Enz. ++ I noze bowt bak-fierz to makes... frunt fierz? stop. I wuz talkin bowt dat Ray Bradbury book, teh wun wer fiermenz start fierz so dey ken burn.... ~whispurrs~ books. (O_o) Iz Si-fi storee ub sinsor... scentsoar... hidin nawledge in teh fyoocher. ++ I be lergic to TONS (tonnes?) ub stuff. But s'kay, I gots fresh blooburreez I'z gunna make a pye wif. :) Um, iz reely nice ub yoo to makes me a "digitalus" treet, but unless a purrson gots hart prawblumz, digitalus be reely bad fur yoo. Iz *poyzin*!!! =:O Iz sad, cuz it haz such purrty flourz. It also called foxglub. ++ But OMCC dat mud caek iz incredabull!!! Fang-Q! I nawt a cawfee drinker but I gladly takes teh brandee. :D ++ U wunts a peece ub mai blooburree pye? I sen u sum aftur I maeks it. Wut I ken senz yoo rite noaw iz... A Hole Lot Ub Rane!!! Juss noaw finnisht after 90 minnuts ub *hard* rane, so we gots plenty to spaer. *finds large rane barrul, rolez it throo giant puddelz, skoopin up teh ranez, hammerz hoem teh bung gud an tite, places barrul on transporter pad, presses Engaydge* (Yoo welcum to pass on dat rane if yoo doan needz it.)

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By catsuberalles on May 22, 2016 at 12:31 AM

You're welcome re Sylvia lols. {{{hig for BC}}} nite nite.

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By catsuberalles on May 21, 2016 at 11:36 PM

ohai plummy! u funni. derz no such fing as basement cats, only booiful darky cats. Glad you figured out how to do the lol age clicky. You're welcome. did you see the two Sylvia lols? http://cheezburger.com/8798176512 http://cheezburger.com/8798264064

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By catsuberalles on May 9, 2016 at 1:20 PM

Ohai! On http://cheezburger.com/8772047360 you commented, "*sob* tried no werk *sob*" What happened? "tells me, maybe iz halp."

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By fareon on May 9, 2016 at 12:12 AM

Sorry about the late reply, lieutenant, but I've been interning at Cthulhu, Cthaeghya, Ghatanothoa, Baker an Meyer. Interesting times! But they have me working 72 hours per day. Soon I'll have sacrificed enough of the other interns to make junior partner. Then I'll just have to finish off one of the senior partners, any tips on killing immortals would be appreciated. I have to go time for the torture master class. I think we're going to have to sit through a flute concert performed by the children from the school for the tone-deaf.

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By catsuberalles on May 8, 2016 at 10:52 AM

http://cheezburger.com/8795628032

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By Emerald63 on May 7, 2016 at 5:53 PM

Ohai, SuperPlane! I seez u juss now logged on, but I b loggin off soon. Juss wunted to sez Ohai!

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By yulyndi on May 5, 2016 at 11:11 AM

Fanks so much fer telling me da storee ub how yur kittehs came to be adopshuned! I lubbed the lols yu made ob der storees ^.^ I wish I wuz dat creatib, but I haz, like a brown thumb fer gardening, but fer lols! Hee-hee

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By Emerald63 on May 4, 2016 at 3:59 PM

Ohai, SortaPlan! Mai, wut a byootimus Beltane/Burpdey LOL! I lubz teh rabbity artwerk an dat caek iz simply too purrty to eet! But I trezhurez the pic eben aftur teh caek iz green'n'fuzzy. :D Tekinically ai burps aftur Beltane an bufoar Star Wars dey an Sinkin teh Mayo. So reely iz one long week ub PAAARTAY!!! Iz also nice wevver - finely! - plus we gots goodly crop ub climin rosies an still gots sum irisez. I gots to run maeks mai own Star Warz LOL, den do sum gross-airy shoppin. Fang-Q aggen an toodlez fur now! :D

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By Emerald63 on May 2, 2016 at 6:30 PM

Ohai, SoapyPalm! Iz so nice ub u to takes teh nycez an nefuz to teh moobiez. I hopes dey noze how lukky dey iz to habz such a nice anty. :) I haz wun nyce, but she libz on teh west coste an I nawt ben abel to seez her in sebral yeerz. :( Lass sawz her at her cawledj gradjumucayshun in 2011, wen she wuz libbin neer teh east coste. She growed up der an my brudder still libz der, but grad skul an werk madez her moob. Nawt seein enny moobeez dat luk ub intrest heer at teh momunt. But we gots lots ub DVDz to enjoyz. 'Sidez, hoemade poppycormz, a pawz button, an a *cleen* privut baffrum r nicer. ++ NZ system fur tacks refunz sowndz better dan owrz, but I fink lots ub Muricanz wudn't like hazzin to go to posty awfiss to pik 'em up. We likes gettin stuffs rite at owr dorz. Also, owr posty awfissez not open ekstra howrz, like wen peeps r nawt werkin. An lawts ub small townz nawt habz wun ennymoar. ++ Hubcat dun finnisht tacksez agez ago. Tacks Dey in Murican iz April 15, but dat wuz a Fried Egg an also a hollydey in sum states, so lotsa states and teh fedz bumped teh date to teh neks Moandey. (Like nawt alreddy nuff reezon to moan...) ++ Ai gawts a queshun... y wud fiah howes habz sumfin fur makin teh flamez? R ur fiah howesez lieks teh wunz in dat buk by Ray Bradbury, "Fahrenheit 451" aka "Centigrade 232.78"? ++ Doan needz a cubberd rownd owr wahtah heeter. Iz enclozed wif no open flaymz, by law. Mebbe UR fiah menz nawt lieks dat, but owrz do! HeHeHe. I doan fink we ebber finded a stund berdie. We nawt haz enny big winderz an wif lawts ub naborhud kittehz we nawt hab lawts ub berdiez ennywey. Dey goze to uvver bloks. ++ Glad u liked teh fried fish an hushpuppies. :) Fried bred u sent wuz berry gud. Nawt qwite like teh fried bred ai yoosed to gets at a Chinese restront. Dat wuz almoas sweet, nawt savourie. Crisp on teh owtside but almoas melt in ur moufs on teh inside. But dat wuz in town I yoosed to libz in an 'fore ai gawts 'lergic to so menny fingz. Nawt to wurreez... ai'z nawt 'lergic to enny didgeridoo... um... digitalis... teh online fuds u sendz me. :D ++ Heer, hab a peece ub teh berfdey caeks psom maded fur us May berfdey peeps. *places large slab of only-looks-vanilla-cuz-ub-teh-frostin-but-iz-reely-choklit caek, plus sum whippee-creemz wut cumz frum littleAPC on teh tranzpurrtor pad an pressez Engage!*

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By NCcharmer on May 1, 2016 at 1:49 PM

You can run but you can't hide *snerk*

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By catsuberalles on May 1, 2016 at 2:20 AM

Stewie is MY HERO. Plums not yet in season here, will email a few as soon as they are. Busy for a few weeks, meow atcha later.

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By NCcharmer on Apr 30, 2016 at 8:35 PM

Hai darling. Have I told you lately how special you are? Not kidding either

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By Emerald63 on Apr 22, 2016 at 6:20 PM

Blessed Earth Day to you, my friend - http://cheezburger.com/8772995328

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By Emerald63 on Apr 11, 2016 at 7:24 PM

Hi Sova! So mai Caturday ebenin iz ur Sundog mornin'... go figger. Sey, wut mooby u seez aftur howes werk? Habent ben in a wile myselp. ++ I fink we'z got webby sites fur taxes - unless u cleened dem, lol. But der iz NO WEY we'd eber do sumfin like tacksez on line. Der'z alreddy problumz wif fokes stealin' tacks refund checks an cashin' dem, also makin/usin id, er, ID fraud. Nawt gonna make it eezier fur dem by usin teh inner tubez. But... I ben tryin to gets Mark to go to a purrfeshional tacks preepairer fur sum time, but he nawt do it. Mebbe it makes him feel like less ub a man? ++ Iz BERY funny u asked if teh stingin' tree critturz r gnats. Ober heer, gnats iz tiny eezily skwarshed fingz wut doan stingz, hehehe. Sorry ur waspy invaderz iz too hi up in teh tree. Mebbe u cud use a garden hoze to nock down teh nest wile ur standin by to clobber'em wif chemykills rite awey? I seen online wer sum idjut wuz uzing a ***flame thrower*** to gets a nest in his tree. Too bad he killified teh tree, too. D'OH! But smarter guvmint fokes in Mary-land (wun ub owr states) past a law keeping reglar fokes frum buyin reelly strong lawn chemykills dat been killin owr beez. Noaw only purrfeshional law fokes an farmers an such can buy 'em. Yea! Well, iz gud start, enywey. ++ Iz gud to noze kakapos iz sweeteez. :) An wowzah! Dem Keas iz SO smart!!! :O ++ I seez noaw dat wut u callz a hot water cylinder iz wut we callz a water heeter or hot water tank. Sum peeps haz dem in a clawzit. Owr'z iz on owr enclosed back porch. Mebbe sum fokes haz dryer raks in der clawzits but I neber hab in places I libbed bufoar. So dem burdiez wut needz warms... can dey gets in froo a vent or only if u sabez dem an puts dem in der? ++ How bowts dem nommy nomz? Fried catfish is wun ub teh moas wunnerful fingz EBER!! Moar on hushpuppies - dey are small spheres ub deep fried cornbred, bowt teh size ub a golf ball. An reel suthern cornbred doan habz no ooky suger in it, eever. Iz made wif sour milk or buttermilk fur a gud tang. Mmm, yummy! To do boaf ub 'em rite, u needz deep cast iron pan wif super hot oil so owtside gets crispy reel fast, bufoar inside obercooks. Mai grampa wuz a welder an he'd use his weldin toarch to make sure teh oil stayed super hot! Heer, habz sum southern desert... *Places large chunk ub watermellun - wif plenty ub napkinz - on teh transporter pad and presses Engage!*

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By catsuberalles on Apr 10, 2016 at 10:59 PM

o fank u fank u fank u! teh warm Plummy glow, I has it! But - what's this? Passed out from lack of air? We cannot has. :borrows eagle from Gandalf, flies over to Kiwi-land, administers mouth-to-mouth to the gracious Plummy frend:

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By Emerald63 on Apr 9, 2016 at 4:00 PM

Ohai, Sova! Wut time iz it in Kiwi Land? Wait... wut *dey* iz it? Iz Caturday heer, six o clox pm. Iz lubberly 23'C an sunny. Butt(!) wut em I doin'? I'z playin on teh puter, ub corse. :P Hubcat's at werk an I'z cawt up wif uvver fingz so I finely gets to pley heer! Gonna be purrtier tumorow, almoas 30'C, butt(!) hubcat's gottsa to figger owr income tacks. Hmm... mebbe I will spen sum timez owtside afturall... iz danjuruss to be rownd him wile he'z doin dat! =:O Kiwis gots income tacks? Leest u ken runz awey frum dem eezier - u gots oshun close to ebrywarez! We gots to go ober 1,000km to gets to teh neerest oshun!! 'Kay, too far to gets u enny Murican stilez see fuds, so I send u a nuther types ub Murican water fuds. *places deep fried southern catfish on transporter platform... adds several corn bread "hushpuppies"... and presses 'Engage!'*

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By 1TeamKSO on Apr 4, 2016 at 4:59 AM

Chris10a for KSO: Mr.Allthumbs must have been practicing hard, you don't get that sort of topiary skils just from watering nip bushes!

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By Emerald63 on Apr 3, 2016 at 4:31 PM

Greetins, Sova! Sow glad ur innerwebz nawt borked no moar. :) ++ Kittehs mite nawt wunt to b in doze tree branchez. Dey gots lots ub... well, dey'z eever giant flyin ants dat sting or lil bitty skinny wasps... dat sting. An OOO der stingz hurts like fur 20 minnits. Leebz a big welt, too. ++ Swimmin sounz fun. Ain't dun dat in long timez. Iz too erly in Marsh, eben in Florid Hay, less teh pool b heeted. ++ I'z kina sooprized teh kittehs nawt killify teh lubbly moss. Makes fur grate octopussy string-fing toy. Cool dat dey liked teh wite sandz, tho. Neber fot ub uzin it fur a puddykyoor but dat a gud idear. An iz berry purrty on a hole beech, but it gets durty at a campgrownd. Dis time it wuz dry an windy an we had teh durt (dust) part ub it on ebryfing. Dust too fine fur eben teh tent screenz to stop it! But yeh, on beech, teh sand iz reelly purrty. Parts ub Florid Hay habz sum ub teh witests sandz in teh wurld! Speekin ub "paw" prints in teh sand, der'z deez giant burdeez called sandhill cranez wut leebz traks in teh sand sumtiemz wer we seez dem. Big free-towed prints. I noze dem meen cats-o-wary burdeez iz frum Oz, nawt Kiwi Land, but do u haz enny big burdz left? Kiwi burdz is small. R kakapos meen? Ennywey, wut I'z gettin at iz dat sandhill cranez r nawt meen. I gess mebbe if u messt wif der bebbez (hay, I rimed!), but nawt uzhully. An der big, wif wingspan frum 1.5m to ober 2m! At dis page - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandhill_crane - der'z a recordin ub der call, only u prolly cant get ur puter volyum up hi enuff to gets teh full effect. Nuffin' skeer teh pants off u faster dan heerin dat rite ober ur ten wen u'z fast asleeps. (O_o) Oh, fur I furgets... wut's a hot wahtar cupboard? Dat wer ur water heeter iz? Or mebbe dat IZ ur water heeter? ++ Fanks fur teh flowerz! I prolly gonna needz dem. We gots a old rime dat sez April showerz bring May flowerz, but we not been habbin any showerz (only in teh howse, nawt owtta teh sky). Iz it cold yet der? I gots sum 28'C warmz I cud send u, but I wates to heer if its cooled off der yet. Doan wanna make fingz wurse fur u!! Insted I send u dis noaw... *puts t-shirt wif wut sez "Mai frend went to Florid Hay an all she brawt me wuz dis stoopy 'Florid Hay: Litenin Capitul Ub Teh Werld' t-shirt" on teh transporter pad an presses Engage!* ++ Oh yeh... belayted Swishy Fing FP gratsez!!!

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By catsuberalles on Apr 3, 2016 at 10:27 AM

PPS your award lol has 3 "kissy," presumably from your three cats. Don't I get one from you? ;-)

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