By cataff on Oct 15, 2016 at 1:01 AM
Wow, Helen's family doesn't waste any time. I'm sorry they had to move in the rain. I've done that--no fun. That's great that Donna will not let Jayden get away with not doing his part and is getting evidence to present at the Tribunal hearing. He deserves everything they do to him. I hope you will end up with an enclosure on your deck for Yogi and Patches. They are neutered, aren't they? Even so, the adjustment of your three to them and vice versa is going to take a while. The thought of warm Bella fur is nice as the weather turns cooler and will be cold before long. That's great news that you got a follow up job interview! That's always a good sign, and I hope it won't be long before you are back among the employed. Lizards have run into every nook and cranny, and Prudence is like a young cat again going after them. She has been saving the rings from juice bottles and is sending your five kittehs a generous supply. Be careful going bare foot in the dark. Thank you for the delicious sorbet and the beautiful lilies, which have been placed where Prudence can't get to them but I can enjoy looking at them. Here's a Lemon Raspberry Cream Cheesecake for you.
By Emerald63 on Oct 11, 2016 at 3:42 PM
Ohai SodaFizz! Durn it, ai iz still heer... an ai gonna be heerz. Hubcat Mark's hadz ongoing stomuck ishooz fur sebral yeerz now. Neber noze wen dey'z gonna hit, but wen dey start to, dey hangz arown fur sum timez. Dey started up aggin arown erly September but haz becum moar freekwent ub late. On October 1 we spended 8 howrz in teh ER tryin to gets hiz payne unner controlz. He nawt habz enny nawzeeuh dat time, juss payne. He hadz it on an off durrin teh week after, too, speshully on teh day afore we wuz sposed to leeve. Also, Hurrycain Maffyoo wuz bowt to showz up tween 50-80km to teh eest, wif loadz ub rayne still hittin owr ***campin*** locayshun. Sooo mebbe Uniberse tellin us to stay home, amiright? Mark iz so sick ub all dis - missin owr trip wuz teh lass straw, dat an all teh PAYNE - he gots hisself a poyntmint to go sleepy-by an haz a scope put down hiz froat to see wut's wrong. PLEEZE crossez ur fingerz an wut-nawt dat dey do findz sumfin an nawt habz it b moar mistree. He hadz a belly button hernia fixed bowt ten yeerz ago. Dey yoozed surjickal mesh an now dey noze dat can "migrate" to wer it's nawt sposed to be an "cause problems." No kiddin. Nawt shoor if dey can do ennyfing bowt dat, but ai hopes so, fur boaf owr sakes. Iz no gud seein ur mate screemin like a lil girl frum teh paynez. :( ++ Ai'z so glad der wer enuff hugz to go rownd!!! 'Cept fur teh possums... :( Ai haz a sad dat dey killin teh kiwi aminals, but ai'z also sad ya gots to killify dem. Stoopy, stoopy hoomins. Grrr.... ++ Fanx fur all teh grate campin supplize! Ai juss keeps'em handy fur nex spring, 'k? We goze 2x a yeer. O, an ai can alweyz yoose bug repugnant heer, too. Zombie repugnant come in handy in a cupple weeks fur howl-o-ween. Gots a qushchun, tho... wut iz solar powered toilet paper??? Ai'z all fur solar power, but ai haz a big confoozled on dis wun. Ai gonna takes dat glover to Mark's scopin seshun, 'k? Ai'll try'n fine sumfin wut to senz u, sints ai nawt gunna habz Florid-a stuff to senz... Um... *positions herself near transporter pad, throws a few kisses that way and waves big, presses Engage!*
By fareon on Oct 11, 2016 at 5:21 AM
Oh First Sergeant, see what you make me do? I had to demote you again, it's starting to get embarrassing. It's not A devourer, it's The Devourer. What do you think your universe vessel is travelling through, I'll just tell you and maybe save you a demotion. It's Mist, The Mist, the domain of THE Devourer of THE Mist. Hell is so inconceivably insignificant, and a universe vessel is less than that. However, I thank you for the thoughtful gesture if feather dusters :P
By cataff on Oct 10, 2016 at 1:21 PM
I agree that the struggle to get people to spay and neuter pets is frustrating. There is absolutely no excuse for not doing so. Every area has opportunities to have it done free for those who can't afford it. That is disgusting but not surprising that Jayden didn't do what he was supposed to. Leaving so much undone that he had promised to do said a lot about the kind of person he is. I'm glad he's in trouble with the tribunal. We went three whole weeks with only one day of sun, and it was horrid. I hope your rain has ended. May your job prospect turn into reality. That's great that it's so close to your house. Thank you for the delicious ice cream and the beautiful tulips. It's great to have a touch of spring as we go into the dark days of fall and winter. Prudence had great fun with the toy. She and it disappeared under the sofa, from whence many sounds of scuffling emerged. Eventually she came out with a soggy and bedraggled ribbon and shreds of cardboard from the roll, all of which she deposited in the middle of the floor and went off for a victory nap. Later she herded a bunch of crickets toward me, and here they are secure in a jar with holes in the lid. There are also a vase of various colors of chrysanthemums and a pint of black cherry amaretto gelato.
By JeffCatsBookClub on Oct 7, 2016 at 3:37 AM
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By cataff on Oct 4, 2016 at 7:04 AM
We called Boodgies and Woodgies Greasers here and had no separate names for males and females. That is mixed news about Heather's situation. The good side is that she will be close to her job and in senior friendly housing with a very good rent as well. The best part is she will be allowed only two pets. That also is the worst part because I fear that a lot of healthy furries are going to be euthanized. I have no respect for that shelter. They gave way too many fosters to someone they had to know wasn't able to properly deal with so many and even tried to add to that number. Now they won't help out even knowing the consequences to the animals--shameful. Are there no other shelters anywhere not too far away she can appeal to for help? What about spreading the word that 14, assuming you will be able to make things work with Bella, Yogi, and Patches, pets need good homes. She could take pictures of them and post them with some information about each pet on social media and ask that everyone spread that post. She could also have all her friends and co-workers spread the word. I do hope she won't just leave them. Even euthanasia is better than being turned loose to fend for themselves. I hope that somehow all of them can be placed in good homes. Bless you for doing all you can to help Yogi and Patches.
By Emerald63 on Oct 3, 2016 at 1:39 PM
Ohai, Sova! Sorry bowt teh delay gettin bak to u. Ben runnin rown liek a headless chook (dat meen chikkin in Kiwi speek?) cuz iz almoas time fur owr fall trip. Ebry yeer, harder an harder to get maiselp to do wut ai gotter do. Iz 2 weeks, sum ub it campin, so der'z all dat stuff - cloze fur hot, cold, wet, dry, etc - plus wif deez lubley fud allergeeze ai haz to plan ebry meel wut ai'z gonna habz teh hole time an eben den cross mai fingerz hopin ai still nawt habz unplessent reacshunz. If onlee winnin teh lottery wuz eezy... ai'd get maiselp a personal chef ASAP an nebber lets'em go!! ++ Az fur udder hedless chook fingz, der'z no shakin at awl ub late - YAY! An NO, we didz nawt get essited abowt teh last erfshayks, juss disguzted at wut teh stoopy hoomins wut wunts munny, munny, munny iz willin to do to Mother Earth to gets it. Bleh! Anudder raizin to be mad at dem iz juss wut u sez - teh uber fun werd previussly known as "frakkin" iz nawt neerly so fun ennymorez. Grrr... but ai do liek "Battlescar Gallaxitive," aifinkso!! ++ Woa... dems sum... intristin trades u gots, Sova. (O_o) Ai'z gud fur sox, fanx, an ai fink custumz nawt b happee bowt teh unknowed critter eggs. But, um, yeh... ai b willin to try teh plumz (aftur all teh Plum ai'z tawkin to iz purrty grate). The chokletty froots an teh gator steak boaf sownz gud - dey eben serv gator at teh fair! (Onna-stick, ub corse.) It OK if ai hand off mai share ub eel pie to mai kits? Ai gets creeped owt by dem fings. =:O Ai makes yoos ub teh udder items but ai duz habz a qweshchun... r doze mitts made *frum* possom or made *for* possoms? An r we tawkin mitts fur cold wevver or fur takin hawt stuffs owt ub teh oven? Dat milk-botte ring toy iz a total hit wif teh kits! Ai haz fibe ub dem. Remine me wen ai'z bak frum mai trip (last week ub October) an ai senz u sum pics ub dem. Mai only boy kit, Joonyer, finx Bella'z a hottie! ++ Sorry ai nawt gots ennyfing fur to senz u rite noaw, but ai'll bring u sum fun stuffs frum sunny Florid-a, 'kay? Esstra florid dis yeer cuz ub teh elecshun. Mite wunna preepair urselp fur dat. See, Florid-a iz alweyz florid; lots ub jokes heer bowt how nutty dey r. But toss in Teh Combover King an "esstra florid" woan eben begin to cubber it. Well, nawt like hiz combover cubberz it, hehehe. ++ Wait - ai DUZ habz sumfin to senz u after all... *stuffs as many hugs as I can into a big, soft, velvety bag; ties it shut; places it on transporter and says Engage!*
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