SP - we iz on teh same time for a chanje! Katsanova is a dollink! AI fink he needz tu be kard karrying memberz ob teh howze. Who du u petitshuns for adopshuns? Du u need halp? Ai kan testimonailize tu your ablity tu keep kittehs happies,. Weneber Fanta an Tabini visit, dey always sez u iz a gud Mommy. Den ai gib dem treetz. Like Pavslop's Theery LOL Wot u gonna du for holidays besides keep teh kittehs happies? Oh yes, teh Budgiecat iz crazy funny..
To Fanta and Tabini, The bipeds still suspect nothing. I am sending you a fresh box of snow, but in the bottom of the box are plans for a catnip powered missile. The sneezy biped is no money, although I found that amusing. It is the "arntee Safrida" to whom you frequently write. (Sends box via Hovercat)
I found the cake in my refrigerator with a note that said River Song left it there hours ago! How did she DO that?! Too late to giver a slice since she's already gone, but next time for sure! I just tasted it! It's wonderful! The best ever! Thank you! What a great gift! I'll try not to eat the whole thing at once!
I do hope Cyclone Lucy will not cause a lot of problems! I see why you want to adopt Katsanova. What a little heart stealer! Fanta will come around. He's just shy. Woodee and Prudence had to have a shell to push around, but the rest are under the house. The ferals are having a merry time with them too and all send many thanks. Thank you too for the sun-baked blankets. They are just in time. We've had a couple of warm days, but the cold is coming back even as I type this. Tomorrow morning will be over thirty degrees colder than this morning was, and there will be strong wind all night and all day tomorrow. We will wrap ourselves in those wonderful blankets for sure. We've caught some of the wind in an insulated bag so you and the bois can have cool air as needed. Be safe in the cyclone and enjoy your holiday! Here comes the wind.
Stolen by a miserable Ferengi in mid-transport! This must have been a valuable cake for a Ferengi to bother stealing it. Do you have the time to bake another? Even if you do, your transport methods are not secure! Send the next one by shuttle!
If there is one thing I absolutely must it's twiddle with my equipment *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* :P I completely missed the marshmellow universe and now I'm lost, where is the MPS(Multiverse Positioning System) on this cosmos?
Greetings, New Zealand Cats. It is I, Lursa the Mouse Slayer, I am pleased with the many gifts of food; you have sent through the sneezy biped that visits my biped slaves. I would like to offer you a place on the ground floor of my venture to take over this planet. My sisters and I would give you the southern half of the planet since you are already there. I have hidden the manifesto inside this catnip scented strip of ;fabric that the bipeds say is "the bacon toy." (Puts on transporter, hits big button)
Itz awl ober but teh purring my plummy fren - u haz gibbed dem names and nao dey fink u are der nu Mommy! PIkshurs pleeze tu send me so ai kan see dese liddul furballs dat haz wurmed der way intu ur howze and hart. I wish ai cud be der tu halp u play wid dem - ai meen datz a lot ob hard wurk and u needz sum halp wid teh petting and playing doant u?? Squee Willie haz maded a care pckg wid liddul fuzzy balls, toy mousies, tinkly bells, fedders, an treats (he had tu gwab dose away from teh odder cats) for Catsanova and Wee Kievel. Putz it on a roomba and sends it tu u..
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Thank you very much for the lovely arrangement with purrs attached! The house smells like spring even if it's very much winter outside! CL has two more joint replacements to go (the left leg), so he is here. We have a cat door to the crawl space under the house, and there are cat beds under there. Some of the ferals are too wild for that though, so we have built a small structure covered by tarps and with cat beds. At least they can get in out of the wet and the wind. Here comes a nice lemon meringue pie to go with your lemoncello "tea" as you comfort yourself because you had to go back to work. Prudence has added a small bag full of the rings from orange juice jugs for the bois. She and Woodee love pushing those all over the place.
Perfect timing for sending me this box of crickets and cicadas! I will be at the farm this weekend to give it to the farm kittehs. I'm sure they'll enjoy it very much. Lursa is indeed a girl cat, but unless you can help her with world domination, she's not interested in boy cats. Mags and Bella (our bella) are both interested in boy cats. They follow Cicero around the house like the chubby grey god he is. I can send you some more snow right now. Just give me a minute to go outside and get a box full. BRRRR! Okay, here's a nice big box of snow. there's more coming later, too. I'll send you some fresh stuff. (Puts on transporter, presses "Make it snow".... er, "So")
It may be March, but no one has informed winter that it needs to GO AWAY! I will be able to replenish your snow supply with the snow we had today after being 21.6 C Sunday. The wind was howling and it was bitterly cold today. We missed school and there is none tomorrow either. Everything is covered in snow with a layer of sleet to go with it. I'm sorry you have a rotten cold and hope you feel better very soon. At least you did get to see Fanta's climbing adventure. The cicadas and crickets are a big hit. The rat has disappeared, and I don't even want to think about where it may appear next.. Woodee and Prudence are sending a small pillow toy stuffed with very powerful nip for the bois. It's in a box beside the cooler full of fresh snow. I'm sending you some cough drops with eucalyptus. They are very soothing to the throat, and they open up the nose nicely too. Take care and get well soon.
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