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By catsuberalles on May 1, 2016 at 2:20 AM

Stewie is MY HERO. Plums not yet in season here, will email a few as soon as they are. Busy for a few weeks, meow atcha later.

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By NCcharmer on Apr 30, 2016 at 8:35 PM

Hai darling. Have I told you lately how special you are? Not kidding either

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By Emerald63 on Apr 22, 2016 at 6:20 PM

Blessed Earth Day to you, my friend - http://cheezburger.com/8772995328

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By Emerald63 on Apr 11, 2016 at 7:24 PM

Hi Sova! So mai Caturday ebenin iz ur Sundog mornin'... go figger. Sey, wut mooby u seez aftur howes werk? Habent ben in a wile myselp. ++ I fink we'z got webby sites fur taxes - unless u cleened dem, lol. But der iz NO WEY we'd eber do sumfin like tacksez on line. Der'z alreddy problumz wif fokes stealin' tacks refund checks an cashin' dem, also makin/usin id, er, ID fraud. Nawt gonna make it eezier fur dem by usin teh inner tubez. But... I ben tryin to gets Mark to go to a purrfeshional tacks preepairer fur sum time, but he nawt do it. Mebbe it makes him feel like less ub a man? ++ Iz BERY funny u asked if teh stingin' tree critturz r gnats. Ober heer, gnats iz tiny eezily skwarshed fingz wut doan stingz, hehehe. Sorry ur waspy invaderz iz too hi up in teh tree. Mebbe u cud use a garden hoze to nock down teh nest wile ur standin by to clobber'em wif chemykills rite awey? I seen online wer sum idjut wuz uzing a ***flame thrower*** to gets a nest in his tree. Too bad he killified teh tree, too. D'OH! But smarter guvmint fokes in Mary-land (wun ub owr states) past a law keeping reglar fokes frum buyin reelly strong lawn chemykills dat been killin owr beez. Noaw only purrfeshional law fokes an farmers an such can buy 'em. Yea! Well, iz gud start, enywey. ++ Iz gud to noze kakapos iz sweeteez. :) An wowzah! Dem Keas iz SO smart!!! :O ++ I seez noaw dat wut u callz a hot water cylinder iz wut we callz a water heeter or hot water tank. Sum peeps haz dem in a clawzit. Owr'z iz on owr enclosed back porch. Mebbe sum fokes haz dryer raks in der clawzits but I neber hab in places I libbed bufoar. So dem burdiez wut needz warms... can dey gets in froo a vent or only if u sabez dem an puts dem in der? ++ How bowts dem nommy nomz? Fried catfish is wun ub teh moas wunnerful fingz EBER!! Moar on hushpuppies - dey are small spheres ub deep fried cornbred, bowt teh size ub a golf ball. An reel suthern cornbred doan habz no ooky suger in it, eever. Iz made wif sour milk or buttermilk fur a gud tang. Mmm, yummy! To do boaf ub 'em rite, u needz deep cast iron pan wif super hot oil so owtside gets crispy reel fast, bufoar inside obercooks. Mai grampa wuz a welder an he'd use his weldin toarch to make sure teh oil stayed super hot! Heer, habz sum southern desert... *Places large chunk ub watermellun - wif plenty ub napkinz - on teh transporter pad and presses Engage!*

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By catsuberalles on Apr 10, 2016 at 10:59 PM

o fank u fank u fank u! teh warm Plummy glow, I has it! But - what's this? Passed out from lack of air? We cannot has. :borrows eagle from Gandalf, flies over to Kiwi-land, administers mouth-to-mouth to the gracious Plummy frend:

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By Emerald63 on Apr 9, 2016 at 4:00 PM

Ohai, Sova! Wut time iz it in Kiwi Land? Wait... wut *dey* iz it? Iz Caturday heer, six o clox pm. Iz lubberly 23'C an sunny. Butt(!) wut em I doin'? I'z playin on teh puter, ub corse. :P Hubcat's at werk an I'z cawt up wif uvver fingz so I finely gets to pley heer! Gonna be purrtier tumorow, almoas 30'C, butt(!) hubcat's gottsa to figger owr income tacks. Hmm... mebbe I will spen sum timez owtside afturall... iz danjuruss to be rownd him wile he'z doin dat! =:O Kiwis gots income tacks? Leest u ken runz awey frum dem eezier - u gots oshun close to ebrywarez! We gots to go ober 1,000km to gets to teh neerest oshun!! 'Kay, too far to gets u enny Murican stilez see fuds, so I send u a nuther types ub Murican water fuds. *places deep fried southern catfish on transporter platform... adds several corn bread "hushpuppies"... and presses 'Engage!'*

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By 1TeamKSO on Apr 4, 2016 at 4:59 AM

Chris10a for KSO: Mr.Allthumbs must have been practicing hard, you don't get that sort of topiary skils just from watering nip bushes!

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By Emerald63 on Apr 3, 2016 at 4:31 PM

Greetins, Sova! Sow glad ur innerwebz nawt borked no moar. :) ++ Kittehs mite nawt wunt to b in doze tree branchez. Dey gots lots ub... well, dey'z eever giant flyin ants dat sting or lil bitty skinny wasps... dat sting. An OOO der stingz hurts like fur 20 minnits. Leebz a big welt, too. ++ Swimmin sounz fun. Ain't dun dat in long timez. Iz too erly in Marsh, eben in Florid Hay, less teh pool b heeted. ++ I'z kina sooprized teh kittehs nawt killify teh lubbly moss. Makes fur grate octopussy string-fing toy. Cool dat dey liked teh wite sandz, tho. Neber fot ub uzin it fur a puddykyoor but dat a gud idear. An iz berry purrty on a hole beech, but it gets durty at a campgrownd. Dis time it wuz dry an windy an we had teh durt (dust) part ub it on ebryfing. Dust too fine fur eben teh tent screenz to stop it! But yeh, on beech, teh sand iz reelly purrty. Parts ub Florid Hay habz sum ub teh witests sandz in teh wurld! Speekin ub "paw" prints in teh sand, der'z deez giant burdeez called sandhill cranez wut leebz traks in teh sand sumtiemz wer we seez dem. Big free-towed prints. I noze dem meen cats-o-wary burdeez iz frum Oz, nawt Kiwi Land, but do u haz enny big burdz left? Kiwi burdz is small. R kakapos meen? Ennywey, wut I'z gettin at iz dat sandhill cranez r nawt meen. I gess mebbe if u messt wif der bebbez (hay, I rimed!), but nawt uzhully. An der big, wif wingspan frum 1.5m to ober 2m! At dis page - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandhill_crane - der'z a recordin ub der call, only u prolly cant get ur puter volyum up hi enuff to gets teh full effect. Nuffin' skeer teh pants off u faster dan heerin dat rite ober ur ten wen u'z fast asleeps. (O_o) Oh, fur I furgets... wut's a hot wahtar cupboard? Dat wer ur water heeter iz? Or mebbe dat IZ ur water heeter? ++ Fanks fur teh flowerz! I prolly gonna needz dem. We gots a old rime dat sez April showerz bring May flowerz, but we not been habbin any showerz (only in teh howse, nawt owtta teh sky). Iz it cold yet der? I gots sum 28'C warmz I cud send u, but I wates to heer if its cooled off der yet. Doan wanna make fingz wurse fur u!! Insted I send u dis noaw... *puts t-shirt wif wut sez "Mai frend went to Florid Hay an all she brawt me wuz dis stoopy 'Florid Hay: Litenin Capitul Ub Teh Werld' t-shirt" on teh transporter pad an presses Engage!* ++ Oh yeh... belayted Swishy Fing FP gratsez!!!

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By catsuberalles on Apr 3, 2016 at 10:27 AM

PPS your award lol has 3 "kissy," presumably from your three cats. Don't I get one from you? ;-)

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By catsuberalles on Apr 3, 2016 at 7:47 AM

PS n btw mind if I ask what your profile name means? Is it Maori, or do you really like plums?

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By catsuberalles on Apr 2, 2016 at 8:29 PM

aw shucks fanx Ms Plummy, n fanx to Fanta n Tabini n Ms Bella.

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By mamawalker on Apr 2, 2016 at 8:59 AM

The Joys of Pouncing is wonderful!!! <3

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By fareon on Mar 31, 2016 at 5:57 AM

I'm sorry to be like this Captain, but you leave me little choice. I had Cthulhu read the contract and there is a loophole. It may be a bit on the drastic side but you know what they say about drastic times. I can always die, thereby shedding the corporeal from that made the contract. And finally take my place among the lords of the underworld.

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By catsuberalles on Mar 30, 2016 at 2:41 PM

Today's (Wed) http://cheezburger.com/8762946048

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By yulyndi on Mar 29, 2016 at 4:35 PM

Ohai! So kewl to see alla deh Foofany adbenchurs in wun place! I reely enjoyed dat series :) Yu haz onlee wun gurl kitteh? I has fore! Dey fink bois are stoopy too ^.^

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By bgcmeowrrrr on Mar 28, 2016 at 10:30 PM

HEY SovaPlum n MessiahMews...Anarchists UNTIED!!!

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By catsuberalles on Mar 28, 2016 at 5:31 AM

(so sowwy furgot to tell u)

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By catsuberalles on Mar 28, 2016 at 5:30 AM

http://cheezburger.com/8762150912 That's the latest Sylly update (for now). You faved the one before.

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By Emerald63 on Mar 26, 2016 at 12:57 PM

Hi Der Sova Plum! S'kay u nawt drop by inna wile. I wuz on mai trip till 3/25. No reel eezy wey fur me to do innerwebz on teh rode. Finkin bowts gettin laptop, butt juss finkin so far. Soze I noze Teh Horrorz ub no innerwebz, too. =:O Wut happent to ur serbiss? Big Storm? Providur Problumz? Or dey juss chargez Too Darn Mush? ++ We nawt goze to teh mousie place in Florid Heah. We wuz campin unner hyoog Live Oak treez cubbered in "Spanish Moss." Teh treez goze wey up 'fore dey branch owt an der sooo big iz like bein in a big buildin wif columz, like a cat-thedral. >^..^< Here's a gud picher ub one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quercus_virginiana#/media/File:FL_Volusia_Oak03.jpg An heer'z sumfin bowt Spanish Moss - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_moss. Sorry for teh no mousies. :( We had hots anna lot ub sunshine, 'cept fur teh one time it pored for cuppla hourz. But tent stayed dry... inside. Kinda hard to keep it dry on teh owtside, ya noze? LOL ++ Boots'n'Helmuts - dat's cyoot! :) ++ Fanks fur teh jeans. I lubz dem, but sum fokes wunderin juss wut I's gigglen fur... :P ++ *places samplin ub Spanish Moss on trassporter (along wif inadvertent quantities ub fine wite sand dat gets **ebrywerz** an u cant gets ridd ub it!!) an presses Engage* U enjoyz lookin at dat an feel freez to burn it or freeze it or wutebber soze u wont brake no "importin ub fureign plants" laws. Gud luk gettin rid ub teh sands, tho....

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By Sylviag on Mar 25, 2016 at 10:34 PM

My plummy fren, AI haz a misses u. Slowly getting my ass, I meen act togedder LOL In teh meentime, ai sending u huje bokay ob daffdolls, my favit Spwing bloomey. Hugs http://cheezburger.com/8761919488

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