By JeffCatsBookClub on Jun 25, 2016 at 12:46 PM
=O.O= Book Club Bulletin =O.O= Summer is finally here, so JeffCat's Book Club wants to know which books you'll be reading as you enjoy the summer sun. Make a lol about your current favorite and leave the link on the book club's dash =O.O= http://cheezburger.com/8811798784
By icguy34 on Jun 25, 2016 at 7:56 AM
I absolutely luv yur latest 2 Kamp LOLs: "Snookers-Only Sekrit Garden" wiff Snookers sniffing and purring doze hybrid speshul flowers, and "Teh aromas! Teh AROMAS!" wher dat Shmerg is obercom by Punkin's fabulous cooking skills.. Dey ar lots of fun and bery creativ and true to doze kittie's natchures!
By Emerald63 on Jun 24, 2016 at 6:32 PM
Ohai, Sorta Plan! Ai gotsta ask... iz der a bad shayd ub purrpul? Ai finx nawt! ++ Whyoo! Ai'z so gladz u noo teh laiorff wuz cummin an u gonna b OKs. Yes, 'Muricanz haz munneez fur bein owta werks. Iz calld unemployment insurance, but u doan buyz it like udder inshoerents; iz frum teh gubbermint. Wen dey tayks munneez owt ub paychex fur tacks an such, sum goze to dat, an teh cumpnee u werks fur payz fur it, too. If'n u'z fiered or laidorff u gets a purrsentage ub wut u wuz makin. But onlee lasts a surtenn mownt ub time - iz nawt furrever. Butt(!) if u qwits, u gets nuffin. Yeerz ago, mai brudder wuz tole dat if he qwit, hiz boss wud gibz him a gud recomen... wreck-of... tellz udder bossez wut mite hier him he dun gud werk, but if he din qwit, hiz boss wud bad mowf him. Dat wuz to forsse him to qwitt so cumpnee wudn habz to pay fur his unemployment insurance. Butt(!) teh **idjut** put it in rightin!! Mai brudder shode dat letter to teh Unemp. peeplz an he gots hiz munneez cuz he hadz to qwit unner dress, um... dooress. AN... teh cumpnee gots in big trubblez fur doin dat. HA! ++ Juss todey dey tole us teh noo van haz ben de-liverd! (Dint eben noze dey hadz liverz...) B a cupple deyz till dey gets teh esstra stuff we ordurd installt. Dey clozed on Sundog, Mark gots poyntmints on Moandey, so we goze Toozedey to gets it. :) Yesh, iz unudder Odyssey an we naymz her Athena, too. ++ Mark's deelin wif "turd" shift OK, mosely cuz iz mush cooler. He'z a machinist at plant dat mayks agreekult... augercult... farm stuff, likes combines an hay balers. Ordurz ben down an udder peeps laidorff. Dey haz hard time keepin peeps in teh paynt shop ennywey, so dey takin sum peeps frum udder shops up to paynt so dey doan habs to laiorff as many. Now Mark is takin paynted stuff orffa hooks on "barges" (like parade flotes) dat goze by him, den rappin dem up so dey nawt gets dammidged bufoar dey'z acymbaled. An hiz evity iz reelly long... er... He ben der a long timez - 30 yeerz! ++ Yeh, nawt yoozin teh ovin rite noaw, so mebbe ai makes cayks in a fyoo munfs. Saw pics ub fokes in Feenix cookin stakes juss by puttin'em on a metal pan at teh car park. Also hadz a sheet pan on teh dashbored insidez a clozed up car wif cookeez bakin. Dat car gunna smell so mush bettur dan frum wun ub dem dangly pine fingeez. Gladz u an teh kits liket teh puddin. ++ Purrty Bunneez!! Fang-Q!! Butt(!) we gats too mush rainz lately!! *Puts stuffed bunny toys for the kits on transporter, presses Engage!*
By fareon on Jun 21, 2016 at 3:53 AM
I'm glad to hear you've found the false video feed, ensign. Your incorrect idea about positivitet gave me an idea. I've been spreading nice-i-tude among the immortals and it seems to be having a weakening effect. P.S The rat never made it, but the honey rosted demon was delicious.
By icguy34 on Jun 20, 2016 at 7:15 PM
Hi there SovaPlum.. Thansk so much for giving me a few *Pokes*.. hehe That was bery kind of you.. And I did take a look at your site: Foofanny In Spaaaaaace! That's a terrific site wiff your wunderful storyline wiff doze Plutonian guys and der fascination wiff Foofany! That was truly a super creative and funny and most enjoyable adbenture in space in Pluto wiff all doze Aliens.. I heard dat doze Plutonians were ready to attack teh Monster ob teh Liberry if teh ice cweem strategy didn't work! I hope to see mor of doze Plutonians again.. Maybe dey'll show up at Kamp.. Fanks again.. I'm glad to be back..
By Emerald63 on Jun 17, 2016 at 4:50 PM
Ohai Sova! Nope, no choccies. Swiss sailz tacks iz reedickless! :( Butt(!) ai gets lawts ub yummy smokt meets free ub charzh (LOL I madez a funnee!) an grate mewzic on teh Lake Junneeba shoarline! An teh ahkawm... uhcumm... commy... teh plase ai stayz iz dun in purrty shaydz up deep purrpull. :) ++ Yay fur keewee tacksez - dey sownz mush better dan swiss choccie tacksez!! ++ Wayte... u *wunna* b laidorf?! Ai unnerstanz nawt wuntin to b werkin *dat* hard, butt(!) wudn't werkin sum be a gud fing? Ai juss doan wunts u hazzin econo... eeconom... munny trubblez. Ai wunts u to haz a munny!!! Butt(!)... Ai'z glad u'z glad an reelly happy u iz SO happee!!! ++ Ai hassa a happy, too, cuz hubcat Mark gots into a BIG road boo-boo but himz OK! Nawt hiz fawlt at all, but owr van still got kilt, an it nawt eben Scottish. :( Gess we wuzn't on teh pooterz at teh same time, cuz u mist deez abowt it - http://cheezburger.com/8804243712 ++ http://cheezburger.com/8804244480 ++ http://cheezburger.com/8804245504 ++ We shud b gettin teh noo van in teh neks week. Altso, Mark doin better on fird shiff dan we espected. Teh werk's nawt az hard but iz faster. At lees werkin at nites he missin teh horibull heet wave we b having! It ben tween 36' an 40'C fur week noaw and sposed to keep up fur at lees anudder 2 weeks. (O_o) Iz muggy, too. Ken b like dat heer, but nawt alweyz at same timez as heets. Togedder is juss awfull. Ai b stayin insidez soze mai heet zawschun nawt act up. Glad to habz 24/7 grossuree soze ai ken goze at nite. ++ Sey, ai likes dat strawburry jelly! Ai hadz a tayste ub ebryfing, but ai hadz to gibz moast to hubby. Cant hab soy or corn or teh weet in teh spunge cayk. Ayprikot sahz mebbe. Iz nawt dat ai'z nawt gratefullz - ai iz! Iz SO nice ub u to incloodz me in yer nyce's burpsday. U gibz her mai burpsday regardz, 'kay? Butt(!) mai allurgeez juss too complic... compleek... mest up fur moas fokes to deelz wif. Ai ken prolly make sum ub mai own yoozin almund or coconut milk, arrowroot to fikken, an non-weet flower fur teh caykes. Lots ub fingz r juss az gud wif alturnayt stuffs to makes dem. Butt(!) cuz u so nice to incloodz me, ai senz sum ub mai chokkie(!!!) puddin/pi fillin'. Iz made wif coconut milk an lots ub choccie. OMG iz GUD!!! Taysts only a bit like coconut an iz sooper fick an creemy. *places mixing bowl full of chocolate pudding - nuff fur mebbe 1.5 servinz, mebbe - on transporter, presses Engage!*
By cataff on Jun 15, 2016 at 7:29 AM
I didn't receive an e-mail notice for one other message, but since then the notices have been arriving. That is one of the new bears in my avatar. This one's mother and sibling were killed when hit by a car in the same county where the Center is located. A deputy sheriff who responded to the motorist's call (no humans were injured) heard this little guy crying and found him behind a small hill just off the road. He wrapped the cub in his jacket, put him in the back of his car, and called the Center. When he arrived there close to midnight, a vet was waiting. The cub wasn't injured, and he is one brave little guy. When the cubs moved to a larger enclosure (there were two other orphan cubs already there), he was the only one to come out of the crate and start exploring. My avatar shows him testing out the straw. I posted the full video here: http://cheezburger.com/80726017 and this is a video of several weeks later (he's still the explorer): http://cheezburger.com/80726273. Here are some barn owlets who lost their home when an old silo was torn down. Thank goodness the owners cared enough to take them to the Center. They were newly arrived when the video was made: http://cheezburger.com/80717313. I'm sending you a lot of hot air--some from our weather and some from all the political campaigning going on. I hope you and the cats won't need fans to handle it. Pleeze send the story--i'z beyond intrigued!
By Emerald63 on Jun 8, 2016 at 8:58 PM
Ohai, Sova! I ben a bizzy bee ub late. Too menny fingz happnin at wunts, durn it! But I b finkin bowts u an all mai cheezpeeps wen I madez dis - http://cheezburger.com/8803703296. I still haz a cunfoozled bowt if ur in mai futyer or past, so doan takes teh date on teh LOL too srsly. ++ I hassa a soaree... I furgotted I promist u pye an... iz all gawn. :'( I duz mai best to 'member neks time I baykifieze sumfin. :)
By cataff on Jun 8, 2016 at 6:50 PM
This is really weird, but today your second message from June 5 showed up on my DB --never got an e-mail notice about it at any time. I haven't a clue as to what happened, but I hope the cats did eventually come to sit with you. They are so nice and warm on an icy winter's day.
By Emerald63 on May 24, 2016 at 9:02 PM
Ohai, Sova! Huh... I'b alweyz fot ub lass day ub wynter az a egg sell ant reezon to sillybrate, cuz it meenz summer iz startin! Woot!! ++ Yup, dunned seen noo Cappin Murica. Purrty gud akshun. But I finx dem boyz wuz bein stoopy, fitin like dat. A gazillyun opportoo... ahpurr... chantsez to make up an b frenz aggin an dey juss kepp bein stoopy. Leest dey luked purrty doin it. :D BTW, *Ai* iz teh Arentee. I gots no arenteez ub mai own left. :( But I gots a neece! Her name iz Junneeba (Geneva), like dat sitty in Swisserland. ++ I so soaree u still messin wif dem tacks. All ai ken sey iz Wach Owt fur teh Poynty Enz. ++ I noze bowt bak-fierz to makes... frunt fierz? stop. I wuz talkin bowt dat Ray Bradbury book, teh wun wer fiermenz start fierz so dey ken burn.... ~whispurrs~ books. (O_o) Iz Si-fi storee ub sinsor... scentsoar... hidin nawledge in teh fyoocher. ++ I be lergic to TONS (tonnes?) ub stuff. But s'kay, I gots fresh blooburreez I'z gunna make a pye wif. :) Um, iz reely nice ub yoo to makes me a "digitalus" treet, but unless a purrson gots hart prawblumz, digitalus be reely bad fur yoo. Iz *poyzin*!!! =:O Iz sad, cuz it haz such purrty flourz. It also called foxglub. ++ But OMCC dat mud caek iz incredabull!!! Fang-Q! I nawt a cawfee drinker but I gladly takes teh brandee. :D ++ U wunts a peece ub mai blooburree pye? I sen u sum aftur I maeks it. Wut I ken senz yoo rite noaw iz... A Hole Lot Ub Rane!!! Juss noaw finnisht after 90 minnuts ub *hard* rane, so we gots plenty to spaer. *finds large rane barrul, rolez it throo giant puddelz, skoopin up teh ranez, hammerz hoem teh bung gud an tite, places barrul on transporter pad, presses Engaydge* (Yoo welcum to pass on dat rane if yoo doan needz it.)
By catsuberalles on May 21, 2016 at 11:36 PM
ohai plummy! u funni. derz no such fing as basement cats, only booiful darky cats. Glad you figured out how to do the lol age clicky. You're welcome. did you see the two Sylvia lols? http://cheezburger.com/8798176512 http://cheezburger.com/8798264064
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