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Driving in New Jersey, I text my dad Me: Just passed gas for $3.71 Dad: Why would anyone pay you money to pass gas?
Mom: Today is May 4th and it is Star Wars day, do you know why that is? Me: I don't know know, why? Mom: May the 4th be with you! Me: o__O
*Watching Walker, Texas Ranger with my mother* Mum: In Texas, there are no laws; there are only Chuck Norris' rules.
Sister (singing like the Black Eyed Peas): Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? Dad (obviously having no idea that it's a song) : I'll tell you what you're going to do with all of it, clean it out! (followed by a long, angry lecture about the various junk my sister had left in the trunk of the car and needed to take out)
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