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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 1:26 PM

Eu: ... Jen: ... Rose: ... Jade: hes nothing like that when we are alone. Sa: It will burn in the atmosphere, remember? So yes, it IS a stupid rumor. Did Joshua told you that? Because that pathetic dweeb only cares about himself. That's why he sets up everything for his LARP session. (Gtg)

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 1:13 PM

Eu: *Rolls down the stairs painfully* ... You know, I would've apreciated it if you all didn't stood here like slackjawed idiots. Who was that clown? Kan: ... Gamzee... Sa: *Picks up* What?!

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 1:07 PM

Eu: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! *Fighting noises come from upstairs* Sa: Earthquake! Wait a minute... We're not on a landline! *She goes outside* Where is that asshole's stupid machine?!

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 1:01 PM

Kan: But Could That Really Be It? Can It Really Drain Energy? *From upstairs* HONK the FUCK no. Eu: *His eyes widen, and he runs upstairs* Sa: *Calls Dio* Hey, sorry for waking you up, but the codes you need to press are.... *She mentions them*

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:53 PM

Eu: Scratch that, near any troll. Jen: *Facepalms* next thing you tell me ill make some legendary super scythe... Sa: It's a sad day when I'm showing more common sense then you. You are doing nothing but forcing it. You force it onto his computer, force it to be installed, and I'm pretty sure you're forcing his computer to run it, just as you forced this thing into my house! You know what? I won't either. You wanna play games? Fine, but if you wnat to control our lives, then you're dead to us. *She hangs up and types a few things. After that, the link to her seems to get corrupted*

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:40 PM

Kan: Urgh... What... What Happened? Eu: Perhaps it's best you'd don't pull that out near her. Jen: everything thats common sense is violated. Sa: If you try it some more, Dio will force your buttocks into your anus. Look, if you have anything resembling a brain, don't go along on this. In these situations, it will always pack out completely opposite of what you wish.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:33 PM

Kan: ... Im... Goin To... Lie Down... *She drops* Rose: Kanaya? Kanaya! What's wrong?! Jen: ... az, put your toy away! Eu: ... Why? Sa: Everyone else in the city would do it if you paid them.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:27 PM

Kan: Does Any Of You Feel That? Jade: feel what? Kan: This Draft That Saps Energy? Jen: ... common sense does not have a place anymore, no? Eu: Welcome to THIS reality. Sa: Oh my Kami, did you not get it, Dio doesn't want to do this!

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:20 PM

Eu: Nonono, there are times a protagonist always loses. And that is when they job to make the villain look better. Hmmm? Jen: that idea is retarded. Rose: What base is there for it? Jade: does that work this way? Sa: So you did conscript someone!

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:08 PM

Jade: maybe how the maggots run through it, or the fact it rotted away already. Jen: thats gross, he should hide it. Eu: Anyway, we need to get the hero killer idea going then. Rose: And the old way is not possible? Jen: we got him with that already. Eu: The problem is that protagonists seem to have a degree of "plot armor", which prevents them from dying at times other characters would. Or getting found by a healer just in time... Jade: oh! speaking of healers, any of you seen mom? Jen: your... mom? Eu: So I'm not the oldest human anymore, sweet. Sa: By the way, you haven't tried to conscript people into this game, right?

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 29, 2016 at 7:11 AM

Jen: now you mention that! not when he died? Eu: Relax, if he's undead he's kept alive by negative energy. All I need to do is dispel it. And the costume is to hide something. Sa: If only you read the manual.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:32 PM

Jen: big whoop, the asshole's dead. we killed him, right az? Jade: that might explain the plague doctor costume. Jen: eh? Sa: Not even close. *She winks at the camera with a grin*

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 8:43 PM

Rose: The synoposis is the ides that Claus, his counterpart, suffers from the same issues as all protagonists, having the story center around them. But he's also very negative without a proper base for it. That combination is bound to get him into trouble. The other Jenny was a shallow, self-absorbed bitch that thought that she had it the worst. Dirk tried becoming her boyfriend in an attempt to fix her. Jade: .... huh... Sa: And who's gonna wash me then? You?

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By Junked-Scoota-bot on Sep 28, 2016 at 5:28 PM

One of the worst games I've seen in ages.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 1:05 PM

Jen: how old do you think we are? Eu: Not that talk. Dirk over there told us about your counterparts. Jen: you mean edgelord and ultra bitch? Eu: Yes. Jade: rose!! kanaya!! Kan: Welcome. Sa: *She snickers* (gtg)

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 12:58 PM

Eu: Can I help you? Jade: ... thats the edgelord of the dark realm? Jen: yep. meet eugene, our nerd. Eu: ... Hello. Are you a dog? Jade: yep!! Kan: My Apologies For Their Crass Behaviour. Eu: I'm kinda having some people over... Jen: we saw a wounded coolkid. its that guys bro. Eu: Oh, you're with him? Come in. Sa: I don't know what you rich people do with sponges. Or maybe during washing yourself you jizzed into your loofa.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 12:51 PM

Jade: that actually looks rather mundane. Jen: *Rings the doorbell* Eu: Doorbell. *Goes to get it* Rose: ... Our host is autistic. Kan: Rose! Rose: It's true, no? Sa: I don't wanna know why you know that fact.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 12:41 PM

Jade: huh? Rose/Kan: Wait... You're NOT GAY?! Eu: Hmmm, if I compare it to our Jenny... I think I know what went wrong. Rose: You certain? Eu: 30%. See, she's in a way the most shallow and materialistic, but that's because she never had to dig deeper. Of course she pulls it all onto herself, she's only at the start of the path. I think the difference between our Jenny and theirs is... She met Chloe before the game started and got jealous of her breasts. Rose: *Facepalms* Sa: What makes it weird is that the titular character is actually born from a relationship that's the real-life equivalent of a shark and a sponge.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 12:23 PM

Jen: jade, dave... prepare to be very surprised by how "emo" he is. Rose: It's not that we forget that... It's that at the end of the day, it doesn't exactly hold up to the rest. Eu: Wait, Jenny? That's preposterous, she's the kinda gal that would headshot rather then dismember. Sa: Mammals have their mammary glands there, that are triggered by birth. Gems don't give birth or breastfeed. So that would make those things clearly only there for the point of attracting mates. Which ALSO lacks common sense because Garnet should be trying to get herself off the market becuase she's already taken by the two that make her up.

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By Princess_Twilight_Sparkle on Sep 28, 2016 at 12:06 PM

Jade: cool. why is there a massive dark cloud there? Jen: its the realm of darkness. Jade: ... one of your players is in a realm of darkness?! what kinda emo fuck is that bad?! Eu: I dunno, wasn't he dead? Sa: Don't say I didn't warn you... Many of the issues and subjects that make Steven Universe so well known and liked are things that are quite realistic and relatable. The idea of parental abandonment of one of the main characters might hit home because of the realism of the situation. However, most of the stuff about gender acceptance and empowerment aren't as well-thought out as one might think. Every fan seems to fly into a rage at the idea that a gem can be just straight, always making them bisexual or lesbians. What they forget is that the gems are a single-gender race, and may not have a concept of it in the first place. So while it would be progressive by human standards, it's more a testament of the writers skill at flashing out an alien species concept to a mass audiance rather then them being able to handle matters that the LGBT fights for.

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