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BALK ANGRY! BALK SMASH!! (Orphaned as a zebra foal, mild mannered Ballard wasn't like other zebras. Instead of rhymes, he made puns, and was teased and shunned by peer and elder alike. Young Ballard grew to resent his tribe's treatment and sought to create a potion that would "cure" his condition. After many trials and errors, he found what he thought was the perfect brew. It did resolve his speech issues, however, it had a rather nasty side effect. Ballard, or Bal as he now goes by, remembe...

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By king_salacity on Apr 4, 2014 at 10:26 AM
“*nods and hugs*”

By king_salacity on Apr 3, 2014 at 8:34 AM
“they fear what they cannot understand”

By king_salacity on Mar 29, 2014 at 2:00 PM
“they are afraid of me”

By king_salacity on Mar 10, 2014 at 3:37 PM
“what is it?”

By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 1:02 AM
“*nods* thank you.”

By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:51 AM
“no. its just like you moving your leg or licking your lips.”

By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:39 AM
“*walk in front of you and seems to melt into a liquid, then reforms* like t... [more]

By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:28 AM
“shiny pony is armor. shiny pony made of gel”

By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:15 AM
“want me to show you?”

By king_salacity on Mar 7, 2014 at 12:05 AM
“well...im a suit of armor”

By king_salacity on Mar 6, 2014 at 11:53 PM
“balk looks tense. wanted to give balk massage?”

By king_salacity on Mar 6, 2014 at 11:40 PM
“...can pretty pony sit on balk's back?”