I work and I sleep. I love puns, Dr. Seuss, The Wizard of Oz and Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. "Herbie doesn't like to make toys!" I dabble in community theatre, because I was born a fully-baked ham. In real life I am a legal secretary - my secret goal in life is to unstuff every stuffed shirt in every law firm on the East Coast. This is proceeding slowly, however, since the stuffiest of shirts signs my check and I am addicted to eating and living indoors. I still lernin' the lolspeak.I work and I sleep. I love puns, Dr. Seuss, The Wizard of Oz and Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. "Herbie doesn't like to make toys!" I dabble in community theatre, because I was born a fully-baked ham. In real life I am a legal secretary - my secret goal in life is to unstuff every stuffed shirt in every law firm on the East Coast. This is proceeding slowly, however, since the stuffiest of shirts signs my check and I am addicted to eating and living indoors. I still lernin' the lolspeak.
