I hate cake, love lemons, hate morons, love Lost, hate ghosts, love tanks, hate Nemo, love Neo, hate rants, love pirates, hate the moon, love mooning, hate mice, love bananas, hate Valentine's Day, love poems, hate fire hydrants, love dogs, hate weddings, love Designing Women, hate coriander, love gumbo, hate gummy bears, love gummy worms, hate worms, love hills, hate valleys, love love, hate hate, love plasma TVs, hate TV shows, love contradictions, hate irony, love typing random crap that nobo...I hate cake, love lemons, hate morons, love Lost, hate ghosts, love tanks, hate Nemo, love Neo, hate rants, love pirates, hate the moon, love mooning, hate mice, love bananas, hate Valentine's Day, love poems, hate fire hydrants, love dogs, hate weddings, love Designing Women, hate coriander, love gumbo, hate gummy bears, love gummy worms, hate worms, love hills, hate valleys, love love, hate hate, love plasma TVs, hate TV shows, love contradictions, hate irony, love typing random crap that nobody will ever look at, hate motel art, love hardwood floors, hate metal folding chairs, love 'merica, hate decorative pillows, love debates about politics, hate politics, love when politicians say dumb things, hate politicians, love stepping stones, hate kidney stones, love trampolines, hate falling off of them, love hiking, hate biking, love vikings, hate the Vikings, love Tebow, hate Brady, love music, hate generic statements, love my family, hate family drama, love Legos, hate character limits