By
nutmegluvzu
on Jan 14, 2012
at 2:58 PM
Awesome!It's called ''A slice of cake''. When Pinkie Pie was bored in Sugarcube Corner,she asked Twillight Sparkle if she could create a clone of herself,and Twillight warned her:''Do not give it cake,cake is the food that gives the clone insanity and wishes of taking over Equestria.''Pinkie just nods and goes to play with the clone.But soon,she forgot Twillight's warning and the clone asked Pinkie:''May I have a slice of cake,please? I'm ever so hungry.''The clone eats the cake and runs away from Sugarcube Corner,leaving Pinkie Pie alone and sad. The clone rushes to Fluttershy's cottage and jumps on Fluttershy beating the s**t out of her.Then the clone goes to Rainbow's house,takes all of Rainbow's money,food and water,making her die from hunger and thirst.The clone disguises itself as a handsome young colt to impress Rarity.It rushes to Carousel Boutique,licking Rarity's ear and saying: ''Whenever you sing a song,I'll make sure it's not long,not strong,and making your life ever so wrong.''Rarity had no idea what the clone was talking about,but what it was actually saying is that it wants to kill her.When the clone goes to Sweet Apple Acres,the clone says to AJ:''I'll make all of your apples turn grey,the customers,they will never pay,and you'll see that life can be a living hay!''What the clone ment to say is that he wanted AJ to move as far away from Ponyville,and thus never coming back.The clone goes to Twillight's treehouse attacking her and having sexual relations with her.Twillight asks Pinkie:''Did you give the clone cake?''And Pinkie Pie answered:''Maybe...''Everyone(except Rainbow Dash,cuz she's dead)realizes that the clone must be sterilized.They kill it in order to return peace and harmony once again in Ponyville.The end.
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