I am a professional narwhal hunter/superhero. On the weekends I fly out to Egypt by special request of their government and decode ancient hieroglyphs that hold the key to defending humanity from an alien attack (for another day, at least). I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and my preferred mode of transportation is my yellow submarine. However, if I feel I'm needing fresh air, I may take a ride on my enchanted, flying, turquoise Kawasaki Ninja. I am also half mermaid with a...I am a professional narwhal hunter/superhero. On the weekends I fly out to Egypt by special request of their government and decode ancient hieroglyphs that hold the key to defending humanity from an alien attack (for another day, at least). I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and my preferred mode of transportation is my yellow submarine. However, if I feel I'm needing fresh air, I may take a ride on my enchanted, flying, turquoise Kawasaki Ninja. I am also half mermaid with a possible dash of Night Elf, and I have a pet one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater.
But no, seriously:
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Because I'm really bad at writing these things. And you creepy internet people don't need to know anything about me anyway. Besides that I'm funny... Hopefully.
