Ohai Wiggles! Well if you must twiddle with your equipment of course you're gonna miss out on what others are doing. So quite whingeing and pay attention to your piloting. Make sure you hit the strawberry flavoured marshmallow sector. Failure to provide your Beloved Leader with the tastiest of treats may result in execution. OR WORSE mwahahahaha!!!!!
From B&B. We see 2 main problems with recommending other people's lols without their consent. The first is the sheer volume we would have to deal with and the second flows from that - the third party might prefer others of their lols to be featured rather than those you were putting forward. And the 2-lol limit makes peeps focus hard on which lols they really want to put forward...
Ohai Wiggles! Didn't you know that "get out more" is virtual as well as physical? The Dr you say? Does he know good insults? Perhaps you could note down a few good ones to share. As for your strongly implied failure to attend my staff dance meetings. Well! That's outrageous! After all the trouble I and my officers go to put our reports into interpretive dance! And you don't even watch on the many conveniently placed screens about my vessel?!?!?! WELL!!!! You just go right on and sit in the Captains Chair! It's the big comfy one with isometric sensors that send an electrical current through anyone who sits on it that isn't ME!!! Your benign, loving ever dancing CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!
Ohai Wiggles! If you've never been so insulted, then you need to get out more. http://cheezburger.com/8014644480 I distinctly remember you applying for the Science Officer position without my inviting you to! AND there was negotiating! And after your stellar audition what do I get? NOTHING! Not so much as a tassel dance. I'm getting so mad just thinking about it that I demote you to Most Minor Minion 2nd class. Hmmmph.
Ohai Wiggles! If memory serves I demoted you from Chief Science Officer to Most Minor Minion for Failure to Dance. Really, I can't abide boring officers on my Universe Vessel. So you'll have to up your game if you want to be re-promoted! I recollect you boasting about shooting annoying childs from your front porch. That's a very popular sport in my neighbourhood. How about some visual evidence? Will the Mouse let you shoot at childs wearing Disney products?