Oh Wiggles! How you make me larf! You took your contract tho Cthulhu? He Who Rends Souls Limb From Limb? For giggles? Cthulhu whom to look upon is to be rendered mad? . . . Well,that explains a lot. Me, I only gaze upon Him via multiple layers of Protection. But you? Oh dear.Wiggles, Wiggles, Wiggles. Well all I can say is, thank you! for notifying me of your intention to violate you contract via Descendence. I have set my Vessel's sensors to track you and contacted the Evil Incarnations that run all reality TV and registered you new show. Your Damnation and Humiliation Show should get me well on my way to my own Starkiller Base. Gosh. This is very exciting. Have a healthy energy snack for you journey. *fills a large bowl with steaming popcorn, stirs in butter, dusts with Angel Dust icing sugar, places on transporter, presses Make It So*
Ohai Wiggles! Oh u Silly Thing! I see you didn't read through your Employee Agreement Contract. It CLEARY states, in the reverse Swahili sub section of the CViiX micro print clause that you agree to the Voluntary Optional Re-enlistment Claws clause. This, of course, meant that you voluntarily agreed to grant me the option to re-enlist you at any time for any reason in perpetuity! So you aint going anywhere, SUCKER! __ I am very proud of this clause. I lifted it from the U.S.A. army enlistment contract and expanded upon it. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ohai Wiggles! I have read your Employee Feedback and evaluated it by your Employee Evaluation Status. I am happy to inform you that your Employee Status is too low for your opinions to have relevance. I am also happy to inform you that I fixed my blackmatter cathode tube T.V. by refilling the tubes with glitter made from the transmogrified dragon flames by the Rainbow Bronnies who kicked their dragon arses in battle. So I feel much better now. *settles onto couch with large bowl of buttered popcorn dusted with icing sugar, tunes t.v. to 11th dimension, dons 12D viewing goggles, watches The All Cthulhu Review*
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! Don't complain?!?!?! *slap* Don't tell ME what to do!!!!! *slap!* I *slap* HATE *slap!* back *slap!* seat *slap!* drivers *SLAP*!!! YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOTHER!!!!!!!! *slap slap SLAP* AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!! *runs off to happy place to watch Bronies fight dragons with glitter paint guns*
Ohai Wigggles! Human Declaration of Rights? What's that? We have a Right Wing Government In New Zealand. Rights are an irrelevance when we are free to enjoy being cowed in to submission by politicians we freely and voluntarily election in a honest and transparent election! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go swill down some radiator coolant before they come to allow me to freely and voluntarily donate my last kidney to a visiting Chinese business man.
Ohai Wiggles! Thank you for the theological clarification. Always good to have the Dogma current! ___ I haven't had any symptoms yet. I'm sleeping a lot more but I suspect that's because my t.v. broke and there's nothing good on the inter-web most nights. How's the bedsores? Tried rinsing with salty water?
Ohai Wiggles! You've changed religion? AGAIN?! Well in that case you'd best not try to claim a tax refund on your sparkly shoes as a work expense. You might get into trouble with the IRS. Or whatever you call you tax collectors. ___ It's a Good Thing you sent that Beastie back when you did. I can see it's Mind-controle Meowing was beginning to affect you! It has been hired out to Disney's Star Wars Department where the Jedi - the ones that went into hiding at the end of the prequels - can keep it under control. Now that it's gone I hope you are feeling more yourself and are able to enjoy Happy New Beers! festivites.
Well for Heavan's sale., Wiggles. There's a reason I sent it to the other side of the globe! Now be a good boy and distract it so I can get a good night's sleep at last. I suggest a sparkly disco lolrus dance.
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