Ohai Wiggles! Enjoy your birthday? Remember anything?Wanna see the pictures? Wanna pay to have 'em destroyed? ____Happily the Chief Mary Poppins noticed a Universe Ending Event approaching. All the Poolians were safely evacuated via Carpet Bag to a universe of their own making. I watched the Special on T.V. Great stuff! I don't think you'll be hearing from them anytime soon.____Ummm. Wiggles? How deep is the snow round your house? How are you managing to blast the Little Dears? It's summer here so I just dangle chocolate from the car-port. :-[ (fangs, geddit?)
Holy Flipping Shinkies! I've just noticed it was your birthday 10 days ago! I've just rung one of the girls from Ladies Fight Night. She sayes "Put on the lolrus suite and eat the pink pill. The open this http://cheezburger.com/7861347840" *places pink pill on transporter, presses Make It So*
Ohai Wiggles! Excellent news! The All Singing. All Dancing. All levitating. All Crazy Timey Wimey Pool Review is a HUGE hit!!!!! Q is getting an award from the Q Continuum! The Dark Matter Beings are lining up to apply to foster the little darlings! The Jedi Ping Pool Tournament Finals are to be held in the Moon of Oa and is sold out already! You should be very proud of you creation. I'm planing a wonderful fireworks display in honour of all the little Timelordlians.___ Hey guess what, Wiggles! You know those Planet Destroyer Battleships the Vorlons left behind? It turns out they're sentient! And bored ridged without anything to shoot at. So I've hired a few! See if you can rustle up a few decimated planets (maybe let the kiddies at 'em?) and we'll set a date! OOOOOHHHH I'm SUPER Excited!!!!
Ohai Wiggles! It took me a while but I've realized the Deadpoolians aren't clones. His powers arem'y genetic, ergo he's using some other form of replication. Ms Poppins will get to the bottom of it! No doubt, by Deadpool's love of badass gals will help. I'm sure he'll fess up for Nanny.___Meanwhile, more good news! The Jedi have been miniaturizing Deadpools and using the force to play Matrix Ping Pong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Ia9Koz1Wg It's rated really well and Dark Matter beings have been adopting Deadpools for pets !!!!! (or toys, Darkmatter translations are a bit iffy) Check out your bank account! btw Q and the Master together? Epic fail approaching!
Ohai Wiggles! Try now to worry. It appears to be a All-Universe constant that cloning clones induces errors leading to clone failure. *pictures Deadpools performing Swan Lake in pink costumes* Meanwhile, if there's one thing as, if not more, indestructible than a Deadpool it's a Mr Potatohead.__Further good news. The Jedi have caught up with all My Little Pony episodes. They chuckled benignly when they read your complaint and are on their way to back up Mary Poppins. Who can "fix" anything. As if we needed further evidence she's a Time Lordess. ___Let's just cross our fingers that the Borg upgraded Sith can keep the Deadpoolians contained for now. btw I tracked down a Deathstar in some unused footage from Return of the Jedi back when it was Revenge of the Jedi. At the rate your ratings are going you'll be able to buy it from me. Mate Rates, I pinkyswear!