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Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity. MY TIME WITH HEFNER: It was like a job. Clock in, clock out

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By Serapis on May 3, 2016 at 5:04 AM
“Better the Russians.”

By Serapis on May 2, 2016 at 8:46 PM
“That's fairly appropriate. But I wasn't aware, are the new owners Chinese?”

By Serapis on May 2, 2016 at 8:20 PM
“Those are some pretty good ideas.”

By Chris10a on May 2, 2016 at 2:16 AM
“Ah, but do they know HOW the animals produce vitamin C? For all we know the... [more]

By Chris10a on May 2, 2016 at 1:50 AM
“: D”

By Chris10a on May 2, 2016 at 1:46 AM
“Avoid scurvy, drink more tequila?”

By Serapis on May 1, 2016 at 7:26 PM
“I think so, yeah. Night of the living dead?”

By Serapis on May 1, 2016 at 11:23 AM
“Not that I can spar right now. Just asking.”

By Serapis on May 1, 2016 at 11:04 AM
“LOL sparing, that is.”

By Serapis on May 1, 2016 at 11:02 AM
“I was on the Comfy Sofa sharing ideas and I thought Movie themes or scenes ... [more]

By Serapis on May 1, 2016 at 11:01 AM
“Do you spar?”

By MuttMeat on Apr 29, 2016 at 3:09 PM
“Hotdawg congrats!”