About Me

Living in a van down by the river

Heyman is a social media experiment. Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.


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By shanebc01 on May 3, 2015 at 9:11 AM
“lolcat fp congrats! I need to call my CATttorney. Ha ha”

By NCcharmer on May 2, 2015 at 4:10 PM
“I block them all. Unfortunately, it blocks comments on the lols, but it's a... [more]

By NCcharmer on May 2, 2015 at 11:44 AM
“Thanks for letting Tofu know about that profile.”

By Tofu on May 2, 2015 at 11:33 AM
“Thx for letting me know. Profile has been banned and deleted and all of the... [more]

By Chris10a on May 2, 2015 at 6:31 AM
“Lolcat Congratz!”