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Living in a van down by the river

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Sylviag on Mar 3, 2015 at 11:20 PM
“Someone had to do it ROFL http://cheezburger.com/8456558336”

By jennybookseller on Mar 3, 2015 at 10:39 PM
“That would just be too oink. Besides, the white bread has to be soft enough... [more]

By jennybookseller on Mar 3, 2015 at 10:20 PM
“No! Fried baloney on white bread with mayo. It's all very white and very fa... [more]

By Sylviag on Mar 3, 2015 at 10:11 PM
“Good grief - Suzi_sMom has perfected the gourmet fried bologna sammi!”

By plaidcats on Mar 3, 2015 at 5:21 AM
“You has a terrible dat I like! But I'm fraid to look. Snkr. I'll check out ... [more]

By plaidcats on Mar 3, 2015 at 5:08 AM
“Congakats btw! I grew up wif those b'lony sammiches. Wif mustard n mayo on ... [more]

By plaidcats on Mar 3, 2015 at 5:03 AM
“Ps . Wish I'd sabed 'em.”

By plaidcats on Mar 3, 2015 at 5:01 AM
“Pron post..heheheeee! BERY gud!”

By Suzi_sMom on Mar 2, 2015 at 5:58 PM
“Okay, so I haven't had supper yet. Here's a sammich I'm thinking of - ligh... [more]

By Chris10a on Mar 2, 2015 at 9:53 AM
“Animal Caps Congratz!”

By Suzi_sMom on Mar 2, 2015 at 9:37 AM
“You have a very Excellent FP, with mustard.”

By Sylviag on Mar 1, 2015 at 10:03 AM
“Oh yes, love, love the "Uptown Funk" Alex Boye version. I had seen a snipp... [more]