About Me

Living in a van down by the river

Heyman is a social media experiment. Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By MusicLols on May 22, 2015 at 3:53 PM
“lol nicely off the wall. Thanks.”

By echeg5 on May 22, 2015 at 12:13 AM
“ICHC FP congrats for Unscheduled nap! I can relate.”

By homie_of_darkness on May 21, 2015 at 7:34 PM
“ICHC FP Congrats for the passed out cat in a rubber band gunfight! ZZZZZZ *... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 12:49 PM
“You got me all nostalgic and I went looking for the rest of the song in goo... [more]

By NCcharmer on May 21, 2015 at 12:45 PM
“aaaah! Sounds like my old home..Hai Suzi'sMom...sorry heyman. Couldn't help... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 11:28 AM
“{singing in tune} Granny, swingin' on the outhouse door - without her night... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 11:26 AM
“Oh, yeah, Larry Bud . . . . . there was something sweet in those segments. ... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 11:09 AM
“I don't stay up late enough to see late night TV anymore. I recall back wh... [more]

By NCcharmer on May 21, 2015 at 9:06 AM
“Love Girl I have loved before”

By Booboo22 on May 19, 2015 at 4:46 PM
“That is FANTASTIC! Well deserved for SURE, but also fantastic!!!!!”

By Booboo22 on May 19, 2015 at 4:36 PM
“HOLY Cow! Did your Meh Max get the FP?? I don't see it as tagged for one, b... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 19, 2015 at 8:18 AM
“When I lived in Cranbrook I went out to Fort Steele at least once a year. ... [more]