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Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By jennybookseller on Oct 25, 2014 at 11:53 AM
“My dog might say that though conga ratz!”

By TuckerBentley on Oct 25, 2014 at 10:54 AM
“Hilarious! How well I know the shameful sting of LOL-induced public snerkin... [more]

By Greencliff on Oct 24, 2014 at 7:32 PM
“Yes, those are the Beakman penguins! I did a Google images search for "pen... [more]

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By Sylviag on Oct 23, 2014 at 2:24 PM
“I know :)”

By Sylviag on Oct 23, 2014 at 2:23 PM
“And kind of unusual for Canada. Working security always has its dangers so... [more]

By Sylviag on Oct 23, 2014 at 9:27 AM
“Do you add imaginary sugar and cream :) Was very sorry about your countrym... [more]

By plaidcats on Oct 23, 2014 at 7:15 AM
“I'm a helaba shot Ai kin put out dem camera I-balls! That's terriblbiby um,... [more]

By plaidcats on Oct 23, 2014 at 5:37 AM
“Tired. Me, duh.”

By plaidcats on Oct 23, 2014 at 5:36 AM
“Just as I was going to Can, I'm tried of mean. I think they should pave the... [more]

By mariska0130 on Oct 23, 2014 at 4:58 AM
“Hi how are you? Heard about that horrible shooting in Canada today. So sad.... [more]