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About Me

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.