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Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By katweezel on Apr 23, 2014 at 2:36 AM
“We gonna lynch em... http://cheezburger.com/8160319232”

By plaidcats on Apr 22, 2014 at 3:56 AM
“O great! Again. Nitey nite, gotta go somewhere now, thank you bery much. ;... [more]

By plaidcats on Apr 22, 2014 at 3:38 AM
“I had that same problem... Left it but seems I have even more than before. ... [more]

By plaidcats on Apr 22, 2014 at 3:09 AM
“I HATE moving, I'm a collector/ art bum/ messy, not wanna move my rear end ... [more]

By plaidcats on Apr 22, 2014 at 2:52 AM
“K, be there inna minute...”

By plaidcats on Apr 22, 2014 at 2:08 AM
“Are on stage now? Was playing w filters, I'll send grab n goes, I'm not loa... [more]

By plaidcats on Apr 22, 2014 at 12:48 AM
“I lub teh Gumball show! :D”

By katweezel on Apr 21, 2014 at 9:46 PM
“http://www.zenzoneforum.com/threads/26559-They-Killed-Senator-Wellstone”

By katweezel on Apr 21, 2014 at 7:34 PM
“They got Wellstone too... http://www.veteranstoday.com/2011/09...assassina... [more]

By Historic_LOLs on Apr 21, 2014 at 6:15 PM
“Thank you for sharing your dirty laundry. I tossed them into the drier for ... [more]

By plaidcats on Apr 20, 2014 at 12:05 AM
“Done that too, loading or dragging bys is a #%! Good weekend and a all days... [more]

By plaidcats on Apr 19, 2014 at 10:50 PM
“O lawd, won't ennebody tayks ya to town? An you's gots ta fyne dem toys unn... [more]