About Me

Living in 2015 BC

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By homie_of_darkness on Sep 2, 2015 at 3:00 PM
“LOL!!! Thanks! They are for my Dark Humor & Keep It Morbid pages on faceboo... [more]

By yogijoda on Sep 2, 2015 at 2:03 AM
“i believe KKPSeh is an idea whose time has come. cheezland needs other*eh ... [more]

By furrgetmenot on Sep 1, 2015 at 9:48 PM
“That sunflower avatar is very depressing to me. It's one of my favorite flo... [more]

By homie_of_darkness on Aug 31, 2015 at 2:30 PM
“FP Congrats for owl in the family!”

By Chris10a on Aug 31, 2015 at 11:12 AM
“A random sentence generator is an excellent idea for fuzzy days : )”

By Chris10a on Aug 30, 2015 at 5:16 AM
“Animal Caps Congratz!”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 3:01 PM
“Thanks, I bookmarked it this time.”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:43 PM
“I suspected - but when Trump starts checking his tighty whitey I am so outt... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:35 PM
“But who is Bill voting for??”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:32 PM
“Foofany' parents have just put you on the "Do Not Talk To" list.”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:30 PM
“And after 4 you'll believe that is really all his hair - a 4 feet of it coi... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:26 PM
“And benadryl to put them to sleep in day cares - one just got closed down f... [more]