About Me

Living in 2015 BC

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By furrgetmenot on Aug 1, 2015 at 7:48 PM
“If you find out, pls tell me, k?”

By furrgetmenot on Aug 1, 2015 at 7:19 PM
“Well, IDK. Thx, but still don't know the truth now?”

By onefinekitty on Jul 31, 2015 at 6:53 PM
“Dat dentist LOL bery funnee Mai fren!”

By echeg5 on Jul 30, 2015 at 4:56 PM
“I sure will. I bet it won't take that long.”

By echeg5 on Jul 30, 2015 at 4:42 PM
“I have no idea who Jerry Lee Allen is either; I just keep in seeing LOLS ab... [more]

By Sylviag on Jul 29, 2015 at 12:08 AM
“LOL - it's called the "Storge Compartment" Yeah, but think of those short ... [more]

By Sylviag on Jul 28, 2015 at 11:05 PM
“On the road again tomorrow. Now you be good and don't do anything too un-C... [more]

By Sylviag on Jul 28, 2015 at 9:58 PM
“I can see that - snerk. I've heard the song - can so totally dance to that... [more]

By Sylviag on Jul 28, 2015 at 9:27 PM
“thanks, but maybe not that many :) Love, love your Lenin Cat. Wish we sti... [more]

By psom on Jul 28, 2015 at 11:41 AM
“Hahahaha, thanks!”

By jennybookseller on Jul 28, 2015 at 10:42 AM
“Such a Michael Jackson vibe and voice in places.”

By jennybookseller on Jul 28, 2015 at 10:31 AM
“Poor lil botox'd kitteh!”