About Me

Living in 2015 BC

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 3:01 PM
“Thanks, I bookmarked it this time.”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:43 PM
“I suspected - but when Trump starts checking his tighty whitey I am so outt... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:35 PM
“But who is Bill voting for??”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:32 PM
“Foofany' parents have just put you on the "Do Not Talk To" list.”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:30 PM
“And after 4 you'll believe that is really all his hair - a 4 feet of it coi... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:26 PM
“And benadryl to put them to sleep in day cares - one just got closed down f... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 2:09 PM
“ROFLMAO Now that is a long way from a posey. Kinda like Mrs. Winslow's "So... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 1:36 PM
“"animal" Have no clue what anilas are - probably a flower LOL”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 1:35 PM
“I thought that was interesting. Canda is usually more socially progressive ... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 1:18 PM
“AnimaLOL FP congrats! Look whoooo is on the Fp with another owl - they h... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2015 at 12:37 PM
“Thanks! ROFL That's some mad cat photo shopping skills. I need some of t... [more]

By Chris10a on Aug 28, 2015 at 8:47 AM
“I think you actually did miss one. Behind nr12, a bit to the left? Fur patt... [more]