About Me

Living in a van down by the river

Heyman is a social media experiment. Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By mamawalker on May 27, 2015 at 10:28 AM
“LMFAO!! Great song!! And most of it WAY TOO TRUE!! Thanks for the wishes (?... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 26, 2015 at 6:32 PM
“Yup. That's just about it.”

By Suzi_sMom on May 26, 2015 at 5:28 PM
“You're lucky they spelled it properly. Charlie is going deaf and so we alw... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 26, 2015 at 1:48 PM
“Ohai, I think your "Mele Kalikimaka" should get FP. How did you know how to... [more]

By MusicLols on May 22, 2015 at 3:53 PM
“lol nicely off the wall. Thanks.”

By echeg5 on May 22, 2015 at 12:13 AM
“ICHC FP congrats for Unscheduled nap! I can relate.”

By homie_of_darkness on May 21, 2015 at 7:34 PM
“ICHC FP Congrats for the passed out cat in a rubber band gunfight! ZZZZZZ *... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 12:49 PM
“You got me all nostalgic and I went looking for the rest of the song in goo... [more]

By NCcharmer on May 21, 2015 at 12:45 PM
“aaaah! Sounds like my old home..Hai Suzi'sMom...sorry heyman. Couldn't help... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 11:28 AM
“{singing in tune} Granny, swingin' on the outhouse door - without her night... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 11:26 AM
“Oh, yeah, Larry Bud . . . . . there was something sweet in those segments. ... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 21, 2015 at 11:09 AM
“I don't stay up late enough to see late night TV anymore. I recall back wh... [more]