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Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity. MY TIME WITH HEFNER: It was like a job. Clock in, clock out

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By JeffCatsBookClub on Jun 25, 2016 at 12:29 PM
“=O.O= Book Club Bulletin =O.O= Summer is finally here, so JeffCat's Book Cl... [more]

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Jun 25, 2016 at 3:09 AM
“Thank you for the congrats. I enjoy playing ping pong congrats with my Chee... [more]

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Jun 24, 2016 at 6:40 PM
“Working the FP congrats.”

By cataff on Jun 24, 2016 at 1:41 PM
“Congrats on bringing kitteh to work and to the FP!”

By icguy34 on Jun 21, 2016 at 5:25 PM
“"U MAKES ME FEELS LIKE A NATURAL WOMEN'S" is hilarious! I got a very big la... [more]

By furrgetmenot on Jun 21, 2016 at 11:17 AM
“I understand. I just look at the larger picture with the future kids etc. S... [more]

By furrgetmenot on Jun 21, 2016 at 12:18 AM
“Trumpy's cool.. sad you don't like him. He's not like many people were misl... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 20, 2016 at 1:57 PM
“It is quite fitting that the factory is staffed by canines. Kittehs love b... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 20, 2016 at 1:39 PM
“Visiting the tunbudger factory is like when Dorothy peeked behind the curta... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 20, 2016 at 7:56 AM
“http://cheezburger.com/8806492416”

By cataff on Jun 18, 2016 at 12:05 PM
“Congrats on your LOLCATS FP! I would love to hear that album.”

By Serapis on Jun 18, 2016 at 1:48 AM
“Kelogg.”