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Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Serapis on Jul 26, 2016 at 8:35 PM
“They appear to be born fairly recently.”

By catsuberalles on Jul 26, 2016 at 12:49 PM
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By sdd on Jul 26, 2016 at 9:59 AM
“Congratz onna nawty pun fp!”

By Serapis on Jul 26, 2016 at 8:20 AM
“https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzbLo6Iv3XE”

By Serapis on Jul 26, 2016 at 8:19 AM
“https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmsb2pz0UgE kitteh stuff”

By Chris10a on Jul 26, 2016 at 6:32 AM
“But pugs re not just cute, they also make Hotdog fp : )”

By Chris10a on Jul 26, 2016 at 12:47 AM
“He is so used to picking anything relevant from my dash, he'll just keep do... [more]

By catsuberalles on Jul 26, 2016 at 12:47 AM
“Remember the scene in Harry Potter & TGOF where Ron and Harry aren't talkin... [more]

By catsuberalles on Jul 26, 2016 at 12:42 AM
“ED #2: Vote heyman! heyman gets results!”

By catsuberalles on Jul 26, 2016 at 12:41 AM
“"_tell_ cua"? You sure you were only out 3 hours? :p”

By SovaPlum on Jul 25, 2016 at 9:17 PM
“Me too. *pulls on slenderizing skity pants* Akshully. Me FURST!”

By SovaPlum on Jul 25, 2016 at 8:20 PM
“P.S. Ai see u is in the Nu Frens of c.u.a. Club. Gongratz!”