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Living in a material world

And I am a material girl. Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 7:36 AM
“The "new country" is very popular with a lot of pop music crossover appeal,... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 7:22 AM
“Good one - but they be looking just like all the other vid country girls :)... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 7:14 AM
“Orrrr, "Not gonna be your little wife, bought me a brand new Prius and gon... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 7:08 AM
“And here's one game ender. Boyfriend, who now doesn't have a condom, gets ... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 7:04 AM
“LOL but girls get to play too. Gained weight and now have muffin top over ... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 7:01 AM
“What the eff is wrong with people like that?? I hope many canbe saved. We ... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 6:55 AM
“No no no! After seeing that hilarous vid, we gotta come up with a "Countr... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 6:47 AM
“I've got it! The Game of Woofs and Purrs. Cards like "you got picked up by... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 29, 2015 at 6:40 AM
“Good grief HMan, We are missing the boat here. Need to come up with some f... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 28, 2015 at 7:22 AM
“Yep, GoDaddy pulled the ad. Overwhelming negative response. They sure mus... [more]

By Sylviag on Jan 27, 2015 at 9:08 PM
“It's really all about the food, commercials and half-time LOL”