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Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Greencliff on Oct 22, 2014 at 7:55 PM
“Sorry to reply so late, the penguin on top of my PC asploded and it took th... [more]

By jennybookseller on Oct 22, 2014 at 1:34 PM
“Wow, that's some song and video!!! Guess what will be going through my brai... [more]

By allcatsloved on Oct 22, 2014 at 12:04 PM
“LOL! xox”

By Chris10a on Oct 22, 2014 at 11:33 AM
“I have nothing against Canadian bacon. It just isn't real bacon : )”

By Sylviag on Oct 22, 2014 at 10:16 AM
“And Hot Diggity Dog congrats!”

By allcatsloved on Oct 22, 2014 at 9:37 AM
“CoffeeGrats! WooT! So glad awl mai kitties dunt wunts a cup or i'd be in da... [more]

By Sylviag on Oct 22, 2014 at 9:07 AM
“LOLCat congrats! Fire up the Keurig.”

By Chris10a on Oct 22, 2014 at 7:33 AM
“Hotdog Congratz!”

By violetD on Oct 21, 2014 at 10:42 PM
“Oh I love that one too!! :D”

By mamawalker on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:53 PM
“Thanks and loosescrewGratz back!!”

By jennybookseller on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:43 PM
“And it might take a Phillips head conga ratz, too!”

By jennybookseller on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:41 PM
“Hey slave! conga ratz!”