About Me

Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By SovaPlum on Aug 26, 2016 at 8:25 PM
“Oahi heyman! WOW a sylviag F.P! Dats so PAWSOME! Habs a SuperSized Victo... [more]

By Serapis on Aug 26, 2016 at 9:38 AM
“I liked your good ole days LOL.”