About Me

Living in 2015 BC

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Chris10a on Feb 7, 2016 at 3:27 AM
“Hope to be seeing more old treasures : )”

By Chris10a on Feb 6, 2016 at 1:04 PM
“Suddenly had this old masterpiece of yours on my dash: http://cheezburger.... [more]

By Philippa2 on Feb 5, 2016 at 7:33 PM
“When one of my friends doesn't get an FP, I look out the window to see if i... [more]

By Philippa2 on Feb 5, 2016 at 5:02 AM
“ICHC FP grats for "gettin hot".”

By Philippa2 on Feb 5, 2016 at 4:53 AM
“ICHC FP grats for "Carpe carpa"!”

By Philippa2 on Feb 5, 2016 at 4:33 AM
“Capshunz FP grats for "why is the water warmer?"”

By Chris10a on Feb 4, 2016 at 1:20 PM
“Yes junior, please explain why the water is warmer all of a sudden : ) Anim... [more]

By Chris10a on Feb 4, 2016 at 9:52 AM
“People tend to be oversensitive about that sort of thing : p”

By Chris10a on Feb 4, 2016 at 6:20 AM
“Happy Front Page Day!”

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Feb 3, 2016 at 6:48 PM
“It's on the community's voting page with12 upvotes. That's further along th... [more]

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Feb 3, 2016 at 2:54 PM
“I like that your "Don't Ask Me" LOL is gaining traction. I'd love to see my... [more]

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Feb 3, 2016 at 1:59 PM
“Multi FP congrats on multi sites.”