About Me

Living in a van down by the river

Heyman is a social media experiment. Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Suzi_sMom on May 5, 2015 at 9:08 AM
“corn on the cob dipped in mayo ??? eeeeuuuw {hwak hwack hwuck}”

By Suzi_sMom on May 5, 2015 at 9:00 AM
“Your taco+beer day LoL has me really giggling. Also I want to offer you so... [more]

By furrgetmenot on May 5, 2015 at 8:42 AM
“Good Cinco De Mayo to you, and FANKS fur dee congrats.. WhooHOOoo! LoL :D”

By elizabethrosealee on May 4, 2015 at 2:17 PM
“Honestly, when Leah was hit wit was like 4.30pm. We did call about 3 vets a... [more]

By elizabethrosealee on May 4, 2015 at 1:05 PM
“OMG! Where do you live? Don't hassta answer that if u don't want to. I live... [more]

By elizabethrosealee on May 4, 2015 at 12:18 PM
“hEY, hows u? No one wants to talk to me? Did I do sumfing rong? I'm full of... [more]

By shanebc01 on May 3, 2015 at 9:11 AM
“lolcat fp congrats! I need to call my CATttorney. Ha ha”

By NCcharmer on May 2, 2015 at 4:10 PM
“I block them all. Unfortunately, it blocks comments on the lols, but it's a... [more]

By NCcharmer on May 2, 2015 at 11:44 AM
“Thanks for letting Tofu know about that profile.”

By Tofu on May 2, 2015 at 11:33 AM
“Thx for letting me know. Profile has been banned and deleted and all of the... [more]

By Chris10a on May 2, 2015 at 6:31 AM
“Lolcat Congratz!”