About Me

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Sylviag on Oct 22, 2014 at 9:07 AM
“LOLCat congrats! Fire up the Keurig.”

By Chris10a on Oct 22, 2014 at 7:33 AM
“Hotdog Congratz!”

By violetD on Oct 21, 2014 at 10:42 PM
“Oh I love that one too!! :D”

By mamawalker on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:53 PM
“Thanks and loosescrewGratz back!!”

By jennybookseller on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:43 PM
“And it might take a Phillips head conga ratz, too!”

By jennybookseller on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:41 PM
“Hey slave! conga ratz!”

By Booboo22 on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:32 PM
“And thanks back atcha!”

By Booboo22 on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:19 PM
“FP Congratziez!!! Almost missed this one!!!”

By mamawalker on Oct 21, 2014 at 1:11 PM
“coffeemakrGratz!! WooHoo...we hazza side-by-side!!”

By Sylviag on Oct 21, 2014 at 12:39 AM
“Like to have heard that. Blondie covered that really well. But then i was... [more]

By Sylviag on Oct 21, 2014 at 12:21 AM
“You can't get off that easy :) Although if you know her favroite store get ... [more]

By Sylviag on Oct 20, 2014 at 11:22 PM
“Good grief. multi-layered family. Hope someoneis keeping a family tree for... [more]