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This summer instead of reading a book I'm writing one.

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This summer instead of reading a book I'm writing one.
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Most Illogical Statement

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Most Illogical Statement
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no budgies, no gerbils - did she at least get us some tunas?

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no budgies, no gerbils - did she at least get us some tunas?
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I CAN HALP SCARE TEH GHOSTS OV MICE IN HEYMANZ APARTMENT

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I CAN HALP SCARE TEH GHOSTS  OV MICE IN HEYMANZ APARTMENT
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It's odd, whenever I get a drink of water, my front paws get really cold.

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It's odd, whenever I get a drink of water, my front paws get really cold.
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I Think Somebody Overcooked It

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I Think Somebody Overcooked It
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Googled a definition of Bullying: the use of force, threat, or coercion to abuse, intimidate, or aggressively dominate others. The behavior is often repeated and habitual. It's like a poem about me!

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Googled a definition of Bullying: the use of force, threat, or coercion to abuse, intimidate, or aggressively dominate others. The behavior is often repeated and habitual.  It's like a poem about me!
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Texas heat drives cowboy kitteh inside to read! "Raylan" by Elmore Leonard

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Texas heat drives cowboy kitteh inside to read!  "Raylan" by Elmore Leonard
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I CAN HALP SCARE TEH GHOSTS OV MICE IN HEYMANZ APARTMENT

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Weird, I had the right tune but the wrong lyrics. Limelight kind of works with Spirit of the Radio, ... [more]

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- LIVE AMONG THE SHADOWS

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- LIVE AMONG THE SHADOWS
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I SEE GLOVE-ADDICTED PEOPLE

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I SEE GLOVE-ADDICTED PEOPLE
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TOM COOKS

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TOM COOKS
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Raindrops on Rover

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Raindrops on Rover
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sure i'll tell mom you were no where NEAR the BBQ when it set the garage on fire AFTER you get back from the burger joint with my order

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sure i'll tell mom you were no where NEAR the BBQ when it set the garage on fire AFTER you get back from the burger joint with my order

About Me

Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity. MY TIME WITH HEFNER: It was like a job. Clock in, clock out

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By Serapis on Jun 26, 2016 at 3:43 AM
“Earworming"Spirit...Radio."”

By JeffCatsBookClub on Jun 25, 2016 at 12:29 PM
“=O.O= Book Club Bulletin =O.O= Summer is finally here, so JeffCat's Book Cl... [more]

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Jun 25, 2016 at 3:09 AM
“Thank you for the congrats. I enjoy playing ping pong congrats with my Chee... [more]

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on Jun 24, 2016 at 6:40 PM
“Working the FP congrats.”

By cataff on Jun 24, 2016 at 1:41 PM
“Congrats on bringing kitteh to work and to the FP!”

By icguy34 on Jun 21, 2016 at 5:25 PM
“"U MAKES ME FEELS LIKE A NATURAL WOMEN'S" is hilarious! I got a very big la... [more]

By furrgetmenot on Jun 21, 2016 at 11:17 AM
“I understand. I just look at the larger picture with the future kids etc. S... [more]

By furrgetmenot on Jun 21, 2016 at 12:18 AM
“Trumpy's cool.. sad you don't like him. He's not like many people were misl... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 20, 2016 at 1:57 PM
“It is quite fitting that the factory is staffed by canines. Kittehs love b... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 20, 2016 at 1:39 PM
“Visiting the tunbudger factory is like when Dorothy peeked behind the curta... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 20, 2016 at 7:56 AM
“http://cheezburger.com/8806492416”

By cataff on Jun 18, 2016 at 12:05 PM
“Congrats on your LOLCATS FP! I would love to hear that album.”