About Me

Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

Messages

You must be friends with heyman to leave a message. Add As Friend

2 of 2 messages
By cataff on Dec 5, 2016 at 8:03 AM
“NAP would have been cool, but NPA does work better.”

By cataff on Dec 5, 2016 at 7:49 AM
“Love the Grumpardi trophy! Vince would be proud.”