About Me

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By jennybookseller on Jul 11, 2014 at 5:55 AM
“You are going to HAVE to do more!!”

By jennybookseller on Jul 10, 2014 at 10:37 PM
“"Shatner and his cat" is so wonderfully, ticklingly hilarious!!”

By echeg5 on Jul 10, 2014 at 4:00 PM
“I love this one. I looked for a pic of Shatner wearing a sombrero, but coul... [more]

By echeg5 on Jul 10, 2014 at 2:17 PM
“Maybe you could try a simpler mash-up of Star Wars and Star Trek with Harri... [more]

By echeg5 on Jul 10, 2014 at 12:44 PM
“I see what you mean about messing with people's minds! Putting a quote from... [more]

By echeg5 on Jul 9, 2014 at 10:55 PM
“It would never occur to me to do that! You really made me laugh on that one... [more]

By echeg5 on Jul 9, 2014 at 10:46 PM
“I was still working on the message to elizabethrose which was difficult bec... [more]

By ToolBee on Jul 8, 2014 at 4:41 PM
“Let's hoep nawt! Just grwon'em back so ai kin play wiff teh kittehs! :P A s... [more]

By ToolBee on Jul 8, 2014 at 4:34 PM
“Ow, old wurk... still useful : http://cheezburger.com/6540141568”

By ToolBee on Jul 8, 2014 at 3:21 PM
“http://cheezburger.com/8249030656”

By Chris10a on Jul 8, 2014 at 3:05 PM
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrnbwF1vzs8”

By Chris10a on Jul 8, 2014 at 2:52 PM
“And it got even better. Poor Brazilians..”