About Me

Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity. MY TIME WITH HEFNER: It was like a job. Clock in, clock out

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By 1TeamKSO on May 28, 2016 at 11:14 AM
“CHris10a for KSO: that is what the kittehs are afraid of; what if the food ... [more]

By SirNottaguy-Imadad on May 27, 2016 at 4:53 PM
“Canine-A-Lot. LOL. I was going to name my dog Monty Nottaguy-Imadog, but my... [more]

By MuttMeat on May 25, 2016 at 5:28 PM
“LOL!”

By MuttMeat on May 25, 2016 at 4:56 PM
“Screaming goats congrats. Screaming Goats... hmmm.... sounds like a death m... [more]

By MuttMeat on May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM
“Buy Mah Luv congrats! Seems someone forgot to transform that useless paper ... [more]

By MuttMeat on May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM
“Buy Mah Luv congrats! Seems someone forgot to transform that useless paper ... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 24, 2016 at 6:23 PM
“Your New Orleans sink LoL reminded me that there's another Canadian group w... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 24, 2016 at 1:14 PM
“It was events like that which made me glad we don't have Capital Punishment... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 24, 2016 at 12:15 PM
“Squirrels! They make a nice light snack. And then you can have the squirre... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on May 24, 2016 at 10:58 AM
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By Suzi_sMom on May 24, 2016 at 8:02 AM
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By Chris10a on May 23, 2016 at 12:50 PM
“You're being too modest. That's EMPEROR OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM!!”