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Alcoholic, not so anonymous.....

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Alcoholic, not so anonymous.....
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YES WE HAVE COOKIES

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YES  WE HAVE COOKIES
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YES WE HAVE COOKIES

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YES  WE HAVE COOKIES
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Run, Quackers, Run!!

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Run, Quackers, Run!!
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If you REALLY loved me you'd get coloured towels to show how much I work hard at fuzzing up your laundry.

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If you REALLY loved me you'd get coloured towels to show how much I work hard at fuzzing up your laundry.
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Dogs Are SO Easy!

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Dogs Are SO Easy!
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We Got Him! Double Icing Ben Huh

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Glad to see you back! I see that Chrome is working for you, it is the only browser I have used for ... [more]

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Oh good, lucky I only have one Elephant!

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Oh good, lucky I only have one Elephant!
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And from this angle I have a perfect view of this perfectly empty table with not single speck of food on it.

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And from this angle I have a perfect view of this perfectly empty table with not  single speck of food on it.
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what a comfortable bed. and i'm not even in it. wow.

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what a comfortable bed. and i'm not even in it. wow.
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Thanks! I think Dolly Parton missed her true calling in life - captioning cat pictures :-)

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I said, Licence and registration, PLEASE!!

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I said, Licence and registration, PLEASE!!
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He's A Dedicated Follower Ob Fashun

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He's A Dedicated Follower Ob Fashun
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I like you human but you're really starting to creep me out

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I like you human but you're really starting to creep me out

About Me

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By mariska0130 on Aug 22, 2014 at 6:26 PM
“Thanks! :) The winter here has been fairly mild, thank goodness, we've only... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 22, 2014 at 9:55 AM
“Actually Wee Willie and I did the Chicken Dance LOL Son got married about ... [more]

By Chris10a on Aug 22, 2014 at 6:51 AM
“Dunno how you did it, but you picked the absolute perfect picture for Jolen... [more]

By mariska0130 on Aug 22, 2014 at 4:19 AM
“Hi there, havent been on here for a while, my pc broke and I just got a sec... [more]

By MusicLols on Aug 22, 2014 at 12:27 AM
“O I see. That's good, simple parody, good stuff. Think kitty will get fat o... [more]

By MusicLols on Aug 22, 2014 at 12:24 AM
“Are you parodying any lyrics?”

By MusicLols on Aug 22, 2014 at 12:07 AM
“lol kinda lost where the music is, but I'll take your word for it. Thanks.”

By Sylviag on Aug 20, 2014 at 11:17 PM
“Good grief how did you get me started looking up Buckshow stuff!”

By Sylviag on Aug 20, 2014 at 11:16 PM
“As in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRxVw1STy_E He even put out an album... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 20, 2014 at 10:56 PM
“So was Buckshot any good? I could see where a kid would like that catchy l... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 20, 2014 at 9:11 PM
“Well, you shudda put on your Micky Mouse ears :) You do have some don't yo... [more]

By Sylviag on Aug 18, 2014 at 9:34 PM
“Everyone who is anyone seems to have had ice water dumped on their heads :)”