Hee hee hee. Naw we dunt git into trouble if we dunt sillybrate Her Majesty's BD. We just nebber pass up a chance at a Day Of - ai mean, a Dae Orf, Owld Bean! As fur independence. Weeeel, most kiwis fink she's a nyce owld burdie an nobuddy wants tew be teh one tew tell hur tew Naff Orf (please dunt arks me tew eggsplain "Naff Orf" izza long storee). __ Ai guess ai'd bettar check out ACL an psom's Stuff. Make sure ai aint missed anyfing. But first ai go hang out mai washing. Hare we iz oanna lubbly sunny autumn day and aim indoors pooter in afore teh next Dreaded Crash & Reboot Cycle!
Ohai icguy34! Hey you're quick! Ai wus just about to OHAI you and sae how much ai've bin enjoyin teh Saga Of Teh Fambly Of Sahara. Iz bin berry gud. *pins gold star on your DB*. ___ Yus ai habs bin habbinan AWEFUL time wif mai pooter. Bin goin on sum time now an gittin worser an worser! Nu pooter wus meant to bee hare larst week but der wus a hiccup sew aim plodding oan best ai can. Today is Queens Birthday - Public Holiday. Hurrah, Your Majesty!. Plus mai pooter is being suspiciously well behaved. Ai rekon iz Up To Sumfing Wicked aifinkso!