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By samrrye on May 13, 2016 at 6:21 PM

I think I just got censored. 4 lols disappeared. The culprit is the first one in my favorites about the cat and the tequila. A little too risqué? Sam

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By mikenewman on May 5, 2016 at 2:37 PM

Almost as big a johnson as Falwell.

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By ToolBee on May 3, 2016 at 6:30 PM

*bzz* Jeebz! Iz dat a sixpak, or yoo juz happee to see me? :P

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By samrrye on May 3, 2016 at 9:44 AM

I should have said Trump picture.

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By samrrye on May 3, 2016 at 9:43 AM

There U go, kat, I took your picture and fixed it.

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By ToolBee on Mar 3, 2016 at 6:59 PM

*bzz* https://twitter.com/IraqiSecurity

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By samrrye on Feb 19, 2016 at 9:25 PM

Oz Dweller, where are the pictures stored for making new lols, Mate. Thanks.

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By ToolBee on Feb 4, 2016 at 3:09 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9NzjeiMkeo

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By ToolBee on Jan 30, 2016 at 2:11 AM

Also, we got FSM-"church" nao! Adn we don maek halal meatballs for spaghetti! :P

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By ToolBee on Jan 30, 2016 at 2:10 AM

'nuff fer targit pwaktiss...

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By ToolBee on Jan 29, 2016 at 9:13 PM

*bzz* Meanwhile, in inglund: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420203/Are-gender-fluid-demi-girl-intersex.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

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By ToolBee on Jan 29, 2016 at 5:24 PM

ay-arr= bit furder aykay=alwais wurkin... ow adn ay-arr = for defndin famblee! Adn sportz... :P btw, twas a ar15 a dutch (ffd-up) boi used a few yrs ago to murder a shopping centre in alphen a/d rijn... ff-ing police "lost" teh .pdf witch sed him was crayzee adn not gib gun to hims!

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By ToolBee on Jan 29, 2016 at 3:33 AM

...also in fwance dey gotta "git dere gunz"... We aint got any! Luckilee we got belgium... Same place dose nohammids in paris got derez... How nice of russia to overwhelm dere former provinces like surbia kosovo and hey, ukraine wiff aykays, witch end up in "milsbrook". (don wanna tell teh nsa ebryfing...) :P

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By ToolBee on Jan 27, 2016 at 7:27 PM

*bzz* The new prophet! :P http://cheezburger.com/8745607680

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By ToolBee on Jan 25, 2016 at 4:09 PM

https://chernobyl-tour.com/english/

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By ToolBee on Jan 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM

Uki-Russki shot dat plane. Wiff a ruski BUK. It all known, but nawt sed... Morons, fink we are all stoopee, LOL. But yoo can book "adventure" trips to whut's-left-of-chernobyl ,actually a city called Pripyat, since 15 yrs or so. Dunno if RLY safer nao, haven't played "half-life" before... :P

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By mikenewman on Jan 23, 2016 at 12:48 PM

And all this time I thought Uhura was the .... oh never mind.

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By ToolBee on Jan 20, 2016 at 9:39 PM

http://planetxnews.com/2016/01/06/is-david-bowies-new-album-blackstar-warning-of-apocalyptic-disaster-from-planet-x-nibiru/

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By ToolBee on Jan 15, 2016 at 3:54 PM

*bzz* Uncle Pat sez wuts wut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfMAP4Q1yk

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By ToolBee on Jan 14, 2016 at 1:40 PM

*bzz* "Wir shaffen dass...nicht..." ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OFrPf9ewA

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