*bzz* Dat nazi erdogan hayts kurdys moar dan isis! Him got tanks aimd AT kobani-town, dats wurr "all" dose refugee kurds from teh news kom frum. Dey can see it from inside turky! Dey can sees isis-flags beeing raised. He make kurdys watch...bzz-turd! Him gots wifey wiff hedkarpit as wells! So him haytes wimmens too. liek gud mooslum... Ai sai nuke dat sandbox, ff dere oil!!! We goes solarz! :P http://www.solarchallenge.org.za/
lol did you watch the bachelor series? Turns out he has a "male escort" business! I think he was also gay, so the women didn't stand a chance of him being honest about finding love! think he was looking for free advertising. oh well, at least the ditched girl got to keep the $58k ring, that he didn't pay for! This one was made by a fellow aussie! http://cheezburger.com/8338244864
I'm so much more relaxed today. I think I'll make a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich and rub one out whilst eating it. Oops, that's the sort of shit that got me "unfriended" in the first place. And saying "shit". Twice.