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Skysnake is not happy

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Skysnake is not happy
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OF COARSE I'M PISSED... I CAN'T PICK MY NOSE

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OF COARSE I'M PISSED...                                                                      I CAN'T PICK MY NOSE
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I love martinis, sometimes I drink 6 a day...They help keep my mind off the terrible pain in my liver

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I love martinis, sometimes I drink 6 a day...They help keep my mind off the terrible                              pain in my liver
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Instead of food, I put a note in my kids lunch box and told them to "steal a sandwich from one of the weaker kids"

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Instead of food, I put a note in my kids lunch box and told them to "steal a sandwich from one of the weaker kids"
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Can I borrow a cup of weed, I'm making a... Never mind, I can't remember what I'm making

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Can I borrow a cup of weed, I'm making a...  Never mind, I can't                       remember what I'm making
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I enjoy cooking with wine... I sometimes even put it in the food

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I enjoy cooking with wine...  I sometimes even put it in the food
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A party without cake...

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A party without cake...
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Shut up liver... You're fine

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Shut up liver...                                  You're fine
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I hate when my dentist asks me when the last time I flossed was...I'm like, don't you remember, you were there

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I hate when my dentist asks me when the last time I flossed was...I'm like, don't you remember,                                 you were there
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I told Nixon that bucakeke is a restaurant in Shanghai

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I told Nixon that bucakeke is a restaurant in Shanghai
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When my mom buys the unfrosted Pop-Tarts instead of the frosted kind... LIKE I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR!!!

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When my mom buys the unfrosted                  Pop-Tarts instead of the frosted kind...                                                          LIKE I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR!!!
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Damn it...I need 6 more gold medals to finish tiling my bathroom

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Damn it...I need 6 more gold medals to finish tiling                 my bathroom
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Michael Phelps has more gold medals than I've had new shirts in my entire life

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Michael Phelps has more gold medals than I've had new shirts in my entire life
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Decaf coffee works... Only if you throw it at people

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Decaf coffee works...  Only if you throw it at people
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Let me explain my need for food Through interpretive dance

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Let me explain my need for food  Through interpretive dance

About Me

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Living in Lake Worth, Fla.

Born on December 26th

I'm a chef-type dad, and now a grandpa,and-and now the proud hoomin' grandpa of a Maltese puppy named Handsome Jack that still likes pizza and brown liquor. I enjoy naughty things that make me laugh...and not so naughty things that make me laugh...I just like to laugh and I'll try to make you laugh as well. Cheers!

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By Jiskat on Jul 28, 2016 at 2:42 PM
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