llama22's Favorites
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M: *Hairflip* Dad: That's like that song... Me: What song? Dad: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH ...
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Mom talking about my bossy aunt: She's learned that she's not in charge in this house. There's ...
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Mom: What's that thing called that's like a bagel with a hole in it? Me: ... A donut? Mom: *an...
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(Dad trying to learn how to use his new Smartphone) Dad: THIS IS ALMOST AS FRUSTRATING AS LOSING ...
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(My mum gets cut off in heavy traffic): Mum: "WELL I HOPE YOUR NEXT S**T IS A PORCUPINE!"
