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IT'S ... UH ... NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

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IT'S ... UH ... NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. PLEASE EXTINGUISH ALL SMOKING MATERIALS AT THIS TIME. TODAY'S FLIGHT WILL LAST ABOUT 9 HOURS AND END IN ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH, ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY FOR FIRST CLASS.

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THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.  PLEASE EXTINGUISH ALL SMOKING MATERIALS AT THIS TIME.  TODAY'S FLIGHT WILL LAST ABOUT 9 HOURS AND END IN ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH, ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY FOR FIRST CLASS.
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END OF AN ERA

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END OF AN ERA
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YOU THROW ME THE IDOL AND I'LL THROW YOU THE WHIP.

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YOU THROW ME THE IDOL AND I'LL THROW YOU THE WHIP.
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LSD

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LSD
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SEARCH AND RESCUE

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SEARCH AND RESCUE
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IT'S TRUE. AND THE CALCULATIONS BACK ME UP. UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS, THE GRAVITY FROM A NICE PAIR OF FUZZY SLIPPERS CAN BEND A BEAM OF LIGHT.

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IT'S TRUE.  AND THE CALCULATIONS BACK ME UP.  UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS, THE GRAVITY FROM A NICE PAIR OF FUZZY SLIPPERS CAN BEND A BEAM OF LIGHT.
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PSYCHO

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PSYCHO
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WELL, HERE IT IS, MY "DEAR ADRIENNE" LETTER. I JUST KNEW WHEN ROBERT WENT TO PARIS HE'D FALL PRAY TO SOME FRENCH HARLOT.

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WELL, HERE IT IS, MY "DEAR ADRIENNE" LETTER.  I JUST KNEW WHEN ROBERT WENT TO PARIS HE'D FALL PRAY TO SOME FRENCH HARLOT.
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MOMMY, WHEN IS DADDY GONNA COME UP FROM UNDER THE HOUSE?

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MOMMY, WHEN IS DADDY GONNA COME UP FROM UNDER THE HOUSE?
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DAMN MUSICIANS. DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CALL THE LANDLORD ON YOU AGAIN.

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DAMN MUSICIANS.  DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CALL THE LANDLORD ON YOU AGAIN.
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FACE IT GUYS, WE NEED TO CHANGE.

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FACE IT GUYS, WE NEED TO CHANGE.
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HEY, I WROTE A SONG JUST FOR YOU. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT?

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HEY, I WROTE A SONG JUST FOR YOU.  WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT?
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BEST

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BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD.

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BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD.

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By katweezel on Mar 25, 2014 at 2:13 AM
“See many more pics of Jeebus and his exciting life in fab downtown Jewrusal... [more]

By Historic_LOLs on Mar 1, 2014 at 9:19 PM
“At least two of us who maintain this profile are big Star Trek fans. One of... [more]

By Historic_LOLs on Feb 26, 2014 at 6:14 PM
“Thank you for becoming a friend to Historic_LOLs! I was already able to pi... [more]

By mariska0130 on Feb 6, 2014 at 3:43 PM
“Thanks! Yes, stay happy too! That is the key :)”

By mariska0130 on Feb 5, 2014 at 3:42 PM
“Hi, thanks for accepting my friend request! I like your sense of humour, lo... [more]

By katweezel on Jan 29, 2014 at 9:40 PM
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By katweezel on Jan 21, 2014 at 1:32 AM
“I just imported 20-odd pics from heaven.”

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