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WELL, THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

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WELL, THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
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LET'S SEE. SHE'S USING MAYONNAISE, CELERY, RELISH AND I CAN'T QUITE SEE WHAT THE LAST INGREDIENT IS.

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LET'S SEE.  SHE'S USING MAYONNAISE, CELERY, RELISH AND I CAN'T QUITE SEE WHAT THE LAST INGREDIENT IS.
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I'LL PLAY BALL WITH YOU IN A MINUTE JIMMY.

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I'LL PLAY BALL WITH YOU IN A MINUTE JIMMY.
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Almost as big a johnson as Falwell.

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SO, HOW MUCH IS IT GONNA COST ME TO BUY MYSELF OUT OF THIS ONE?

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SO, HOW MUCH IS IT GONNA COST ME TO BUY MYSELF OUT OF THIS ONE?
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I'M SORRY MR. BELL BUT MR. WATSON IS ON A CONFERENCE CALL. I'LL HAVE HIM GET BACK TO YOU AT HIS EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.

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I'M SORRY MR. BELL BUT MR. WATSON IS ON A CONFERENCE CALL.  I'LL HAVE HIM GET BACK TO YOU AT HIS EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.
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OK, HERE'S THE DEAL, SAM. I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU'RE TAKING WAY TOO MANY BREAKS. THIS HAS TO STOP FOR TWO REASONS. NUMBER ONE, YOU'RE KILLING PRODUCTION IN THE OFFICE AND NUMBER TWO, THE YARD BEHIND THE BUILDING IS KNEE DEEP IN DOG POOP.

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OK, HERE'S THE DEAL, SAM.  I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU'RE TAKING WAY TOO MANY BREAKS.  THIS HAS TO STOP FOR TWO REASONS.  NUMBER ONE, YOU'RE KILLING PRODUCTION IN THE OFFICE AND NUMBER TWO, THE YARD BEHIND THE BUILDING IS KNEE DEEP IN DOG POOP.
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THE VET'S OFFICE

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THE VET'S OFFICE
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KNOTS

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GLAMOUR SHOT

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MR. CHAIRMAN, I WISH TO PLEDGE AS A DELEGATE IN THE GREAT STATE OF IOWA FOR DONALD TRUMP.

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MR. CHAIRMAN, I WISH TO PLEDGE AS A DELEGATE IN THE GREAT STATE OF IOWA FOR DONALD TRUMP.
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MORMONS

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PORTRAIT

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KNOW WHAT? NOBODY EVEN BOTHERS LOOKING ANY MORE.

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KNOW WHAT?  NOBODY EVEN BOTHERS LOOKING ANY MORE.

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