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I'M JUST DOING THIS SO MY FRIENDS WILL THINK I LIKE WOMEN.

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I'M JUST DOING THIS SO MY FRIENDS WILL THINK I LIKE WOMEN.
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THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED IS HERE. THE DELIVERY GUYS SAYS HE NEEDS $7.50 PLUS TIP.

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THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED IS HERE.  THE DELIVERY GUYS SAYS HE NEEDS $7.50 PLUS TIP.
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RECTAL EXAMS

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RECTAL EXAMS
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SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING MR. SCOTT, IS THAT WE'RE DOING WARP 15 AND THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP US?

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SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING MR. SCOTT, IS THAT WE'RE DOING WARP 15 AND THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP US?
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JIM, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS? IT'S FROM DENEVA. IT'S A LOVE POTION AND LIQUOR ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.

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JIM, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS?  IT'S FROM DENEVA.  IT'S A LOVE POTION AND LIQUOR ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.
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I CAN'T GET IT OUT, JIM. IT'S WEDGED IN THERE PRETTY GOOD.

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I CAN'T GET IT OUT, JIM.  IT'S WEDGED IN THERE PRETTY GOOD.
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METAPHORS

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METAPHORS
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UHURA, DID YOU JUST HEAR AN UNUSUAL GURGLING NOISE?

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UHURA, DID YOU JUST HEAR AN UNUSUAL GURGLING NOISE?
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ARE YOU GETTING SOMETHING ON THE TRICORDER MR. SCOTT?

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ARE YOU GETTING SOMETHING ON THE TRICORDER MR. SCOTT?
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UHURA, SEND THIS MESSAGE TO STARFLEET. "HAVE ENTERED AN AREA COMPLETELY DEVOID OF INTELLIGENT LIFE".

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UHURA, SEND THIS MESSAGE TO STARFLEET.  "HAVE ENTERED AN AREA COMPLETELY DEVOID OF INTELLIGENT LIFE".
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I THINK IT MAY HAVE BEEN SOMETHING HE ATE ON BACKUS 5, JIM.

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I THINK IT MAY HAVE BEEN SOMETHING HE ATE ON BACKUS 5, JIM.
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TIME WARP

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TIME WARP
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MISSED CHANCES

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MISSED CHANCES
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TRADE OFF

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TRADE OFF
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OMISSIONS

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OMISSIONS

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By Chris10a on Jul 12, 2014 at 2:10 PM
“Congratz Mike, that is a superfunny hotdog making the front page : )”

By katweezel on Jul 11, 2014 at 5:11 PM
“Grubby Tom still has his finger in him... http://profile.cheezburger.com/T... [more]

By Chris10a on Jun 30, 2014 at 12:51 PM
“Animal Caps Congratz!”

By Historic_LOLs on May 8, 2014 at 12:02 AM
“Join us for a look back in time. http://cheezburger.com/8178166016”

By NCcharmer on Apr 30, 2014 at 12:12 PM
“Your Star Wars are so damn funny”

By NCcharmer on Apr 27, 2014 at 3:01 PM
“I understand. Sometimes I want to go back and find something. That's why I ... [more]

By NCcharmer on Apr 27, 2014 at 1:54 PM
“So's Converge”

By NCcharmer on Apr 27, 2014 at 1:54 PM
“Warp Coil is hilarious”

By katweezel on Mar 25, 2014 at 2:13 AM
“See many more pics of Jeebus and his exciting life in fab downtown Jewrusal... [more]

By Historic_LOLs on Mar 1, 2014 at 9:19 PM
“At least two of us who maintain this profile are big Star Trek fans. One of... [more]

By Historic_LOLs on Feb 26, 2014 at 6:14 PM
“Thank you for becoming a friend to Historic_LOLs! I was already able to pi... [more]

By mariska0130 on Feb 6, 2014 at 3:43 PM
“Thanks! Yes, stay happy too! That is the key :)”