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By Skwerli on Sep 13, 2014 at 1:11 PM

Yo! I thought your assessment of my age was funny. I'm 25. 19 isn't the best age ever to have a kid, but at least I graduated high school. Having a kid wasn't as much of a life ruiner as I was led to believe. And she does things that keep me entertained for hours. It's interesting, really. Even the tantrums are funny. They said it would be stressful and hard. Never trust the lies the government tells you.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 13, 2014 at 7:16 AM

signing up* ._. But singing the constitution would've been fun too.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 13, 2014 at 5:38 AM

But it's outdated now though. They still have USSR in that, so there's no Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia etc. in it. Funny little thing - after seeing all those Animaniacs and other historical cartoons I was convinced, that singning up the Constitution is when folks in white wigs and funny outfits do that by night, by the light on candles, on a yellow parchment and was genueily surprised when the TV was airing how casual looking guys in casual suits without wigs or anything were about to sign up ours by the electric light of the parliament buildings, on a normal, white print paper in fleshes of the cameras. There was the year of 1997 and we're changing our old commie constitution from 1952.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 12, 2014 at 2:58 PM

Funny thing though, thanks to Animaniacs I used to know the history and geography of the USA much better than Poland.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 12, 2014 at 2:57 PM

With our shitty dubbings I didn't miss much I guess.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 12, 2014 at 2:23 PM

2003 - 2010 was actually a bit ugly time for me watching cartoons, since I was such hurr durr 12 years old and too adult for watching them dumb kiddies' shows anymore. So no, I missed some good (as I heard) animations like What's new, or Megas XLR, or Teen Titans. Actually, I stopped watching cartoons when the Polish CN and Fox Kids (nobody really remembers Fox even had their own kid's TV) was still airing Dexter's Laboratory, Edds and Powerpuff Girls. Plus Nickelodeon started airing somewhere around 2005 - 2006, so I've missed all of their stuff completely.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 12, 2014 at 2:07 PM

My favourite <4 I liked The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, when I was a kid.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 12, 2014 at 1:48 PM

I once did that in middle school and got the shit beaten out of me. Well, after I called the other guy's mother a fucking gypsie whore, and himself a concentration-camp-cocksucking Jew, but hey, I like to believe in my innocence. And he started it. Anyway, I was about to start watchng Gravity Falls. Is it any good?

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By Alkhilion on Sep 12, 2014 at 10:24 AM

\o/

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By Alkhilion on Sep 12, 2014 at 2:47 AM

I've tried matzah with honey, which is Israeli snack, which is in Asia.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 11, 2014 at 2:21 PM

Same goes with Snickers and Mars. But I guess you are right.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 11, 2014 at 2:10 PM

as if*

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By Alkhilion on Sep 11, 2014 at 2:08 PM

Salty = tasting as it contained salt. Exactly like your candies.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 11, 2014 at 1:33 PM

I prefer to make burgers at home. At least I have some sort of a confidence they're made of meat. Or at least something that looks like and tastes like meat. Anyway, I tried Snickers, Mars, those little chocolate-peanut butter cupcake thingies in orange bags, some sweets, chocolate. And didn't like it at all. They're not even sweet. Why do all of your candies are salty? And why does chocolate have consistence of a sticky mud? It should melt into a creme in your mouth, not stick to your teeth like a toffee.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 11, 2014 at 3:37 AM

I still like KFC more.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 10, 2014 at 2:30 PM

McDonald's freedom > Putin freedom

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By Alkhilion on Sep 10, 2014 at 2:30 PM

McDonald's freedom > Putin freedom

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By Alkhilion on Sep 10, 2014 at 1:54 PM

What, another one?!

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By Alkhilion on Sep 10, 2014 at 10:12 AM

Yes, that's basically what "crash land" means.And i think it was a PR action to show Americans are here, protecting our sky and devastating our food. Or future food.

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By Alkhilion on Sep 10, 2014 at 2:59 AM

Six Blackhawks crash landed on a field in one village yesterday. AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS ATTACKED AND DESTROYED POLISH OATS! Who's gonna pay for it?! We shall avenge our winter grains! And what about farmers' and animals' moral losses?

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