I'm sorry. Sorry to disappoint. For I am just an ordinary boy. Just a boy who was conceived in the throws of a torrential volcano then carried in the womb of a jackal across the plains of a 50 year drought. In my birth manger my father, the snake, devoured me, but I burst from his belly fully formed and I absorbed his power. I bathed in his blood and my mother's tears until I was strong enough to climb the highest Scandian mountain to curse the god who made me.
For my insolence I was struck f...I'm sorry. Sorry to disappoint. For I am just an ordinary boy. Just a boy who was conceived in the throws of a torrential volcano then carried in the womb of a jackal across the plains of a 50 year drought. In my birth manger my father, the snake, devoured me, but I burst from his belly fully formed and I absorbed his power. I bathed in his blood and my mother's tears until I was strong enough to climb the highest Scandian mountain to curse the god who made me.
For my insolence I was struck from that peak and cast down into the Sea of Madness. An ocean with no current, its own powerful forces set against itself in every direction - cresting wave crashing against cresting wave.
I begged for my life, but it wasn't until I begged for my death that I was saved.
