Pupkin - pumpkin, close enough. Looked up the name and Rupert Pupkin is the character Robert De Niro plays in The King of Comedy who wants to achieve success in showbiz, by resorting to stalking his idol, a late night talk show host. Makes the name and her online persona even funnier now.
OH, hi there, Safrida.. I habs a little inkling of som of what psom has in mind, an' I'm sure that it will be very entertaining. I'd be most happy to participate, but right now I'm working on my taxes (UGHHH!!), which have to be completed by Tuesday, unless I take an extension. And the taxes are particularly messy and frustrating this year, so I'll be tied up for a few days, and probably can't make any LOLs for a few days, unless it's a very quick one. So you habs to take up the slacks from me for a cupple days - OK?
The CBC news and Flaherty on the same day. All that's going through my head is the line from the Untouchables about you cut one of ours we send one of theirs to the morgue. And then I realise that my inner voice is an asshole.