Two cats named Kalamari and Kashmir own me. I am their hooman and wish it no other way. I am also a part-time slave of two goggies, Bosley and Charlie, who don't particularily like my lolcats.... Two cats named Kalamari and Kashmir own me. I am their hooman and wish it no other way. I am also a part-time slave of two goggies, Bosley and Charlie, who don't particularily like my lolcats....